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you make my heart burn 🔥 🔥 ❤️ ❤️‍🔥
you aint my father 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥
you ate my car bruh 🔥 🔥
you aint from harvard 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️
you ate my brother 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 ‼️
you ate my barber 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
you aint my barber 🤔 🔥 🔥 🔥
doing my father 💀 💀 💀 🔥 🔥 🔥
you ate my homework 🔥 🔥 🔥
googling my father 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥

Who needs a cross-platform framework when the specification is the framework?

It’s not Steve Miller Band, so I don’t care.

Well, if we can drive a car, why can’t a dog?

I’d label this genre of music, ‘not Steve Miller Band.’

It Could Be Yogurt

Who is this?
It’s not Steve Miller Band.

Is this another pirate nipple situation?

Yeah I’m a nonsense Chad, I’m nonsense maxxing bro I’m trying to fit in. I watch gintama and break the sticks, I’m broke like a millionaire 0.000.000€ in my pocket.

I eat good and call it a day, my best meal comes out of a airfrier

Biggest design bad practice ever: do NOT litter your app with the same font as your logo.

symbols all suck you to the same place if you let them

enraged crotch and greasy humility

pooty pooty tang tang

Goodwill is the best kind of marketing.

everyone has the right to be stupid from time to time unless you’re messing with radioactive stuff

ilysmbidkhttybikydlmb

I’ll tell you all the lies, if that’s what you want to hear.

Get involved. Get in.

I am living with two Siris right now.

Dominate the Database and Compete with Nonsensers for REDACTED

Ni hao, jiao jing jiao jiao jiao zai ni.

Some crowds don’t understand, you know, time topographical analysis.

Where do you come from?

The first 25 years of my life, I grew up in Cherry Hill, New Jersey; just across from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. That’s where I lived for 25 years. And I was cool, I like being in that area, but then I moved to Silicon Valley. I worked in Silicon Valley, I worked there for 12 years in San Jose, California.

So after 37 years of my life… mathematically, I was from somewhere in Indiana.

You will always be mine

The Facebook Proof

f = Friends + Updates + Ads
f = Ads Ads = Time x Money
f = Time x Money Time = Money
f = Money x Money = Money²
Money = √Evil Money² = Evil
f = Evil

I don’t want to be joytolivebegon

Same words, different fonts.

You Know You’re an ENGINEER if…

FONT choice matters

ninja creami(ng)

chad collapse

But what to do next? Nothing!

Blan jatrix

bulanjatuh

simple and trackfile carnations for you

REDACTED naan: popular with hyperballsackasters and pissallarounders alike

in denial of miromated naval bargeonaratic fuckholders

Large benjamin rubber muzzle tapestry smelling nipples

MY COLLEAGUE MADE CREAMED CREAMY CREAM

gimme some L I G E W I G

wiggly it on me

Ye, ye
ye, Ye

men love to have a backyard so they can go pee in it when they’re drunk

handle your bandle

Now, if you’re Italian, you might want to click away at this point.

(Questo omosessuale on sa un c*zzo.)

If you decide to stay… well, scusatemi tantissimo for the pasta crimes I’m about to commit.

I don’t think Giancarlo over there is gonna bust my kneecaps with a baseball bat, but what can I say, I’m Valencian, I’m a paella purist — I respect a pasta purist. Game recognizes game.

Questo è pericolosamente eterodosso

Do you think he’s OK?

… 💥

Non lo sò. (I don’t know.)

• Were you oversimplifying the topic??
• OFCOURSEIWASOVERSIMPLIFYINGTHETOPIC!