what if pumpkins just rolled

just witnessed REDACTED fuck the moon

Spikael

harmony of south africa

i want to be a star
i want to be a fish
i want to be
a starfish

Time makes fools of us all

It’s shirt day! Wear a shirt today.

“Apple” bottom jeans

Childish Lamborghino

Can you get your REDACTED to stop leaving her clothes all over my goddamn floor?

even though he walked on his head, he ate with his assistants’ luggage

Testichilles

the legend of the buttcrack mouse

There are some countries, like Ireland, where being Irish is a lot more common

Playing jenga, get hijacked

Pizza Hut/aluminium

Pizza Hut/cologne

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fvrtyuak fyutyruist network

The model is like come on come on come on come on come on come on

If you know me professionally: no you don’t.

Maritime History

if you take the crust off the bread it’s naked

loss but it’s called floss and it’s at the dentist

if you could crunch on soda would it just be pop rocks

fear is an enigma foreign to man

I like my presentations medium-rare

cat earwax probably tastes bad

Popcorn
wine
a single baguette

Maybe the parade is for something else? Even just different clowns?

Why did I think of testosterone

i’ve thunk myself out of a funk

Within the location of a large land area that so happens to be a state in the northeastern central United States

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K

I wonder how many doors I can seduce today

inability to communicate basic mathematics via bear grunts

How am I going to silence gods??

Unrestricted submarine warfare???

Add an attack button

Rescue the world with kung fu

I needed some holy knees

I have a pink cat, is that what it’s called?

Just remember Thailand exists

It’s a matter of the British routine

I don’t chase them hot reflectives

Can you do some magic and bring me macaroni?

Central association for argonautic cabinets

Send me TVSSSS!

You don’t have a Napoleon on your balcony?

Your sewers are sponsored by Wonder Woman.