like.. oh my god, i get it… you’d rather me wear pants

Constantly reminding me to Capri-Sun

Color: Pessimism

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Chapter 1

Hi. It’s me.

pssst… want four plagues for the price of two?

Rewards: 1x Beat up styrofoam cup

This time, due to a system error. you have been configured as a bug.

PLEASE DONT ALLOW ANYONE TO HELP YOU OR BE CLOSE TO YOU

Deforestation! 🎉

EXTREME FEAR
EXTREME FEAR
EXTREME FEAR
EXTREME FEAR

The world no longer has the favor of the gods.

A mistake has been made.
A mistake has been made.
A mistake has been made.

OBJECTIVES

• Go forth and suck it.

yet you colored them in with care

Abilities: Existential panic.

Something bad is about to happen. Do you wish to proceed?

Mourn 👍

Let’s grow mold together!

It will cost $1. Do we have the budget for that right now?

Now panic when set on fire.

Enter the Garden Of Extinction, it’s super safe out here

Escape is not allowed at this point.

I’m impressed with the number of toilets they have.

Click to activate Bees

Temporarily closed due to large, incredibly large, really fucking huge explosion.

Color depth: It doesn’t fucking matter

as we all know, the public sphere consists largely of strip clubs and pools of glowing green acid

ALL GODS MUST BE KЕРТ ON A LEASH

some octopus had 900 hours in Pokemon Alpha Sapphire and you just fuckin stole his 3DS

Wool me!

..and how does this imply that maple syrup is the opposite of an LLM?

The sheeplosion

Keep going… keep going…

We’ll never let you live this down.

Enter the tunnel!

Non-governmental Freudian slip

YOU’RE GONNA HEAR MY VOICE GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

Sounds like (Japanese)

Why are the pumpkins planted like this?

What do you mean you don’t eat your prime minister?

Are you ready to be revived?

This is not Enchanted Lamp!

Joy e jp

your clicks sound so… seductive

So be it.

It’s never the right time for makesense.

If you’re going to get into trouble, make sure it’s not for something you didn’t do.

Foxconn’s approach to selling milk powder, whether Harvard leaves the gym, is like opening up a wound that doesn’t stay in place for long.

NIGHT HAS BEEN
HEIGHT
WHAT
WHAT THE FUCK
AM I EVEN
SAYING AT THIS
POINT

Otherwise, there would be multiple abrasions, and payment would be made via bank transfer.