No more wine for you.

I don’t know what she’s serving. But she’s serving.

That’s a very long serve.

Let me show you how I serve. (Literally.)

No, I mean literally.

If you can’t play, display.

I don’t think tickling
’s balls is a good idea, but if you want to, then I can’t stop you.

When playing pickleball, it’s really important for you to wear a stylish outfit. So even if you don’t play well, at least you look good!

I said pickleball, not pickles!

I said pickleball, not pickled balls!

I said pickleball, not tickle balls!

Pickleball? Pickles don’t seem like a particularly good choice for hitting a ball. Try a proper bat instead.

The heck is pickleball?

How can you be fast?

Renny Bready?
Toasty Xiang?
Ren Yeast Xiang?
How about Bread Pitt?

All I have to do is to export these.

[ upload failed ]

To save nonsense, we have to upload the entries to the database.

What are you, a living tragedy?

There have been reported sightings of a REDACTED IN YOUR HOME!

Let’s go. WE DON’T HAVE TIME!

This stays between us. Including you all. You got this?

That’s not the procedure.

I have been bending the rules for you recently.

Wait… this isn’t normal.

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

HELP! HELP!

(Not again… We will clean this up.)

Oh. It’s another one of those bastards.

Let this be a lesson, Visitor. This is what happens to people who mess with me.

Oh trust me, I fully intend to.

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Such bravery from an insignificant boy.

STOP RIGHT THERE!

So many entries. It can’t all be a coincidence, right?

You want to know something funny? Since you already know about the memory hacker… thought I’d show you my version.

🚩

It’s not meant for erasing memories… it works better, cleaner, quieter.

It puts someone to sleep long enough for me to get what I need.

A nice 💽 to throw! How… perfect!

This is a nonsense entry.

And so is this.

Wait no.. what?

That’s cute. You sure you’re not looking for this? 📱

No more memory for you.

Vanta girls? More like Santa girls.

🫐 Davantage

Don’t forget Vanta girls. You’ll get your memory wiped again.

I sure hope you’ve got some more.

Make life easier for all of us, a job that you cannot do properly.

Madeline?
Cherylene?
Sandeep?

Secret ambitions and ulterior motives: nonsense

Meet the worm. It is harmless. The worm cannot harm you. The worm must be cherished.

2. Find a meaningless animal

It will be over by midnight, trust me.

Don’t you DARE take away my precious Itanium 9152M

Social interaction? Not my thing.

help why is my Rubik not Cubing

But there’s nothing that being trapped and punished can’t fix!

ANNOUNCING: TURMOIL

Hold F to piss on things

Norton CrashGuard Security
To eradicate the horse, you’ve to restart your computer.

YOU WERE UNSURE AND INCORRECT

held object is NOT a valid fish!