YOU DISTRACTED ME.

CAN YOU NOT?!

Appleé?

🔈 Your word is: wrong

W-O-N-G.

Wrong.
Wait…

R-O-N-G

Wrong!

No, that’s wrong…

It is? Yes!!!

Nope.

No.

It’s just a tree, how hard can it be?

No!!!!!!

(Send him away.)

🔈 Your word is: eat

[…]

Yeet.

Where’s the part where he… spells the word?

I’m “unpressurable”

🔈 Your word is: boy

That boy is standing in front of me.

Just spell it.

A male child.

Can I get the origin of the word ‘boy’?

THAT’S ABSOLUTELY CORRECT!

Your word is: Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism

A rare disorder that mimics hypoparathyroidism.

This is too elementary for a prodigy like Paris. Give her something harder.

[…]

This is your word: Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg

If you need help with the definition, it means—

A lake in Webster, Massachusetts.

C-H-A-R G-O-G G-A G-O-G-G M-A-N C-H-A-U G-G-A G-O-G-G C-H-A-U B-U-N-A G-U-N-G-A M-A-U-G-G

Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg.

Once is enough.

Bananas. Bananas… Hold on hold on, it’s coming to me…

B-A-N-A-N-A-S

‘Cause this shii is bananas

B-A-N-A-N-A-S

This shii is bananas

B-A-N-A-N-A-S

This shii is bananas

B-A-N-A-N—

Shhh. The ‘S’ in the back is silent. Remember?

Why did you add the ‘S’?

Remember, there’s the silent ‘S’.

🔈 Your word is: island

Eye land? Isn’t that two words?

🔈 Your word is: beach

[Beach]? Could you maybe use it in a sentence?

I love that [beach]?

How about another sentence?

I hate that [beach]?

That doesn’t help… What about a longer sentence?

The [sun on the beach] is hot today?

B…

B… I…

AH— B-E-T-C-H—
I MEAN B-E-A-C-H!

Thank god.

🔈 Your word is: queue

Q-U-E-U-E-Q? Why is it so long for no reason?

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Nontrinsic’s most valuable contributor

Get it right, score the point.

Welcome to your detention session. Today we will be covering quadratic equations. Questions are not permitted. Silence must be maintained.

Oh, is that so Kimberly?

• I GIVE UP!
• Lawyered.

Additional workload relevant to the class must be given to the whole class.

Any punishment more than 2 days will need written notice to parents.

Requires prior notice to parents.

Maximum detention duration is 1 hour per day. And, it cannot exceed 3 consecutive days.

Weekend detentions are not permitted.

Wait… ah, the problem is not with the globe or the battery. It’s the lamp! Let me just help you with that.

Tada.

Uh… the battery must be here somewhere… Australia? Africa? Where’s Singapore? Malaysia? America?
Oh… where’d the— where’s the battery?

This is not a battery… I’m sure it’s inside this book here. I’ve done this before, it’s okay.

Allow me to be your assistance.

That sounded like it went well!

Absolutely not.

Are you a parent? Then you wouldn’t understand.

Do you know how much pressure students are these days?

Excuse me? Why are you targeting my daughter? She told me you’ve been picking on her this entire lesson. She’s a very sensitive child, don’t you know?

You should try a skincare routine. It might help your skin since you are angry all the time.

This is not the right place and time to be doing that.

It’s negative -2!

(commotions in the background)

Hello, why is nobody sending?

How does no one else analyze the nonsense database for intricate statistics? I’m probably the only data scientist here.

This is such a simple session, we just went through it.

No more makesense!

Is this a
? Or is this a fish market?!

• Who has the answer?
• Give me the papers!!!

Who has the papers?

You will get two brackets, and then you can solve for x.