If this is the first time making it, you’ll knock it out of the park.

Don’t be alarmed if it doesn’t resemble a dome yet.

I shipped you two so hard when I was little, so this is basically my childhood dreams come true.

Rolling pins were invented in 1894.

Why was this so funny? It was just words, but it doesn’t make too much sense, yet it is.

Sometimes when I sit quickly, I bounce up!

Hey it’s Gertrude and I can’t describe my sighs.

Don’t go into debt to buy gifts!

Instead of context, why are you calling me Singh Sir?

don’t pray pray as well ah

Oh my gosh! I fell asleep already. I didn’t know about this AT ALL!! Come inside!

Don’t play play.

use your blain!

It’s like my history book.

does the internet censorship ever bother you?

Question 5: What did you have for breakfast this morning?

the future dystopia

When you’re ready to do the work, buy your breakfast, and, place it at the end of the table.

if you think about it…no

okay, that’s all for now, phone die

reaction of beluga whales when released.

Hi. Are you looking for the perfect gift for guys?

half bot half human, when it needs to be.

Hahaha. Please stop please stop please stop please stop, hahaha.

I’m sick, I’m inactive, I want to cry soon.

Bacon eggs, bacon eggs, bacon eggs, yeah, yuh!

I’m so thankful for my eggs

bacon, eggs, eggs

That guy is enjoying the Nutella a lot.

NUTella goes with panCAKEs.

🎵 in the… daaaaaa, aaaaark. daaaaaaaaa, aaaaaaark.

I wanna sleep now but it’s too hard.

🎵 Are you dumb, stupid, or dumb. Huh? Are you drunk, stupid, or dumb. Huh? Are you drum, stoopit, or gum. Huh? …

Let me guess, you’re not impressed about this nonsense, and the previous nonsense that you read as well.

Hey there, you got a little misfit inside you? Sure you do.

I know you’re not supposed to look straight at it, but– 🎵 a cat café sounded better in my head, next time 🎵 I’ll go to Jack.

• Why aren’t you the landlord?
• I will never love another human more than I love my bed.

Do you ever feel like you’re being watched? You are!

• Are vegans healthy? Are vegetarians healthy? French fries–
• Life moves, and we move with it.

Being a person… is complicated.

Chicken Smackdown

This girl is on fire!

Where do you get your nonsense?

actually it is out of this world because it’s in the nonsense galaxy … get it

Jitsi Meet is more beautiful than Zoom

hotter than my laptop

Part-time human, full-time disappointment.

How would you add this nonsense?

You, as a Discord user, cannot.

i have nothing in my crypto wallet