None can be done like this, anytime, anywhere.

I’m not too willing to share these with everyone because they are too insane.

Hence, I do it. It’s very thrilling and I feel euphoric.

It eases stress… relieves me of my worries and pressures.

You can be a resident online without even visiting the country.

An Apple product a year makes your money disappear.

Please don’t call my parents and tell them about my problems!

The power of ti-nspire will solve anything! (not a product placement)

Steal my happiness, I steal your electricity.

Milkshake is a hug in a mug.

I’d watch bhok choi growing.

If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other.

Do you think seeing a person complaining about things is an event for you?

Blah blah blah blah blah is our top priority.

Hiii
! 💖 You won’t believe it, but today I hit a record number of sl- erm, employees! 👱 Aren’t I just the best? Wait a minute…you aren’t ####!!! WHAT DO YOU WANT 😠😠😠

Have you ever cleaned the bottom of your saucepan?

Paper is a medium for displaying things, air is a medium for moving sound waves.

If they can DRM paper, they should DRM air!

I don’t have anything to hide, but I don’t have anything to show you either.

Do not interrupt me please, thank you.

I am as if you are as honest as me when I am a grass.

YOU ARE MY LOVE MY ANGLE DON’T TREAT ME LIKE POTATO

Please don’t be edible.

Solving means buying

sound of crunchy chips in the distance

I am eating because of my stomach.

For a whole minute wondering why you need a doctor’s note for a toy car.

why is being called puppy a conpliment???

Do not bring remote control cars but instead of a car, an eggplant, into these countries…

You can’t just put random fruits on your feet and hope it solves all your problems.

It’s not his fault. Mark Zuckerberg has a natural guilty face. He always looks like he was just caught with his hand in the cookie jar.

If you are troubled by the bamboo cutting board often slide will hurt your hands, then it must be very suitable for you.

This nonsense is less than 40 words long. Consider making it longer, as shorter nonsense makes it more or less sense to read.

Sir, your Google Translate is either busted or needs an update!

Speaking cellphone is strictly prohibited when thunderstorm

”Korean Pears’ are tasted juicy, crunchy, and sweet, which produced with systematic quality control manual

This item isn’t DAMAGE, please send this item to the Problem Solver if it the last one.

Pretty sure those corn flakes were, in fact, corn.

Please present your octopus. 🐙

What was nonsense like pre-internet?

Spread your nonsense across different platforms.

Be free!

Yaeh Yaeh Yaeh

You can’t copyright paper.

📢 LOUDSPEAKER 📢 LOUDSPEAKER 📢 LOUD LOUD

Sun: “Hotter”
Sugar: “Sweeter”
Joonie: “Cooler”
Yoongi: “Butter”

So many nonsense. Keep going!

If you’re up to it, we’ll appreciate it. Thanks in advance!

What if that is unset?

Look, do you want to watch your precious “Victory” show?!