party rock is in the housee tonight :D

Really fucking salty soda

Oh.. you meant dignity.

Do you have face? Do you have… eyes? A mouth? A NOSE?? EARS???????

You know what I love more? ALUMINIUM!!!!!!!!! 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉

The identity card is still missing, and it seems the other party still needs the crazy hairdresser’s naked body to arrive quickly.

Every 43 seconds, something will happen.

I can’t pretend like it’s a good idea.

I love salt!!! I love sodium!!!! I love sugar and I love calories!!! 🎉🎉🎉

I FUCKING LOVE WATER

you should never be forced to see anything ever

why is it called ‘paypal’ if it is my enemy

can someone please help me understand why this happens

I’m aware of applications.

thank you websites

thank you for being weird.

I’d have to go above and beyond.

Acrossification

Ici? Non.

A suit? At the beach?

• Is this hell or heaven?
• Both.

I was fully ready for it.

smooth peanut butter is for fucking cowards

Trust me, you will regret it.

Pro tip: Don’t look up 80890951

• why do peaches have that thing in them
• the seed?
• the thing

just took some time to take care of myself (eat, shower, etc) and I’m noticing immediate benefits??

lock the fuck in soldier. it’s saturday!! let’s get relaxin

it would seem that I am democratically not British

consider brushing your teeth while going 95 mph

I love peanut butter

thank you video games

treat yourself with the same kindness and understanding you’d offer to an ancient wizard

you can easily pull off a 15-ft vertical leap but you have limiters in your brain stopping you

I don’t think dust needs to exist personally
.. or famine

I don’t want money I just want to eat food and live in a house

hope everyone had a good football

Eaten Dove: Do Not Kill

WARNING: BASED ON REAL EVENTS!

Are you able to use Nontrinsic?

smash the typewriter

I use Caps Lock to capitalize individual letters…
I’m a fucking monster and you can’t stop me!

Ooh… ooh… ooh

Unless both sides work together to open the pagoda, everyone suddenly takes a spoon.

Both sides pledged that Kazakhstan would provide assistance to Kazakhstan in improving the quality of its beef imports.

Let’s read yaoi.. together!

Do you want to act coquettishly? Because I do.

Property law issues one letter at a time, then asks for another, usually the man acts coquettishly.

The room was deeply ingrained. He immediately snapped back to his senses and returned to Frankfurt to unleash his Ankaison unofficial card. The water and soil conservation law was overthrown, and the brutal dust cover was wrapped.

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