Yeah yeah we all know about the panopticon you’re not special.

you want to make out with a cowboy in a gas mask whose face has never been shown, shut UP

if you can’t beat it, eat it

• Honestly, you talk about Cambridge University like it kissed you tenderly at your best friend’s birthday party and called you the most beautiful woman alive twenty years ago, and now you’re doomed to think about it fondly on the morning of your wedding to another.
• What.

Current location of Visitor: lost in ao3

It’s.. My.. Nonsense

Take risks. Put hot Cheetos on everything

Please tell me they have sweet peas, I can’t imagine a world without sweet peas, I love sweet peas.

Why you got yo tighty whities out?

We are not listening to fucking Kindness Luigi again.

I found a chalky ball I am going to eat it now

I just typed a metric shitton.

Something with this nonsense is out of control.

Nonsense Of Our Own

I sure hope we’re living in a- LINKIN PARK

i would hope our piss isn’t red???

His color, it’s like, piss red, right?

How well do you think you’d be able to take on three fully armored 20-something year olds in hand-to-hand combat?

Do you have prior experience in sports such as boxing or mixed martial arts?

Can you imagine the fucking interview questions for that?

AND THE UNEXPECTED FIFTH REFERENCE PHOTO COMES IN WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

DONT PISS DOWN MY BACK AND TELL ME ITS RAINING GOVERNMENT

OH GOD THE RIBCAGE IT’S COME FOR ME AT LAST

i called someone a hot topic wannabe after he called me an egg

AND HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO JUST DRINK WATER NORMALLY KNOWING THIS EXISTS??????? DUDE

REDACTED genuinely called it ray-men

had you been here a few minutes earlier you would’ve been in detroit, but you’re in tokyo

i missed detroit :(

Catastrophic Bon Jovi event

is this some kind of Bon Jovi

go to penis. that’s not a phrase

Bread and Donut System Multiplier… right?

ma’am his name is five letters long, there’s not much room to improvise

…i dont want fucking cock in my cola what.???

So it turns out, I was the one wearing tights the whole time!

Sorry, my body just took a screenshot

There is only one Bon Jovi.

PLASTIC WHATEVER

Is Roblox more important than cookies?

No. Cookies are more important than that shit.

a pint of ice cream and a nicotine lozenge is not a fucking dinner!!

Is it… Adil?

• Put your shirt back on.
• Why?
• We are in IKEA and people are staring.
• No.

Come on, I just took off my pants!

if it’s not America it’s not real

I’m stressing out! I’m stressing me and my clothes out!

sometimes u gotta grab them by the balls

you should have known what i meant by weed milk!!!

i gotta go zip zip

i worked at Justice i know how money works

mentally i have been slapped with ham