Do you want to be… right?

Why do we take things personally?

I take it personally.

…don’t worry, you are safe tonight. I will not take it personally.

When you are being criticized and it hurts, chances are big that this is rooted in your childhood.

No matter what people say, you will always keep your value.

I always thought it was me vs the world until I found out it was me vs me

Three ways to develop a strong mental mindset:

• remove unhealthy habits
• stop jealousy on others’ success
• accept that life is unfair

THE ONLY PERSON YOU SHOULD COMPARE YOURSELF TO IS THE PERSON YOU WERE YESTERDAY

No matter how much you’ve suffered, you aren’t doomed to keep suffering.

Suffering is optional.

freedom comes with responsibility

So the next time you’re struggling with something, remember: we’re all going to die!

We should be aiming for our own personal Pulitzer Prize.

We’re all going to die!

I bet you’re really glad I’m not your therapist right now.

they’re really invested in their stuckness

We’ve effectively become our own fake-news broadcasters.

You are not the best person to talk to you about you right now.

How can I get my wife back?

Dear Therapist, I need help with my wife.

You all know what Rorschach tests are?

delivering compassionate truth bombs

idiot compassion

ultracrepidarianism

Part of knowing yourself is to unknow yourself.

There’s nothing more terrifying than a blank page.

If the queen had balls, she’d be the king.

The Problems of Living

You are already a cyborg. Here’s how to stay human.

Bernie Sanders is FIGHTING OLIGARCHY

Science is ✨ magic ✨ that works

Ooh, look everybody, it’s the Inevitable Reply Guy. Literally every single time I talk about this, some white guy drops into my replies with this inanity. He’s always white. Always.

htoi

You can pay me a billion and i will NOT go back to high school

Do you procrastinate? (I’m not trying to be rude)

you’ll only drown in embassy

Go beyond the donut…

Don’t even try.

Our days of the week are named as follows: space rock, Germanic god, Germanic god, Germanic god, Germanic god, Roman god, burning ball in the sky.

à l’arme !

What exactly do we watch when we watch a watch?

Time. You’re experiencing it right now.

meowing as a way of life

Sex and Candlelight

No, that’s kleptomania. /j

GET NONSENSIN Y’ALL

To be clear, this list is mostly nonsense.

STOP TRYING TO EAT ME STUPID CHEST (mimic)

Shared dampness.

// BAR BAR HIGH LOUD LAUGH SOLVED FULL MATH POSITIVE TRUE KNOWN EVERYWHERE //

Get a Dell Dimension 2400 and ascend.