I like to go to the beach, sun bathing, and … at the beach. do sunbathing and swimming at the beach?

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Mira wants to buy some magazine and dictionary, she goes to the…

what the hell is a ‘special cake’

I like having hot tea and special cake at home.

Let’s learn more weird things to say!

I wear shoes and socks in my feet

Listen to our website online

those are literally from YouTube’s auto-generated subtitles

I think I need a VPN just to read it

Everlasting D

fin ger

An error occured!

Triggered by:nr?nonsense nTypeError: Invalid NonsensenDid nothing wrong? Report the bug to @RZ!

eye of the day

Do not trust atoms – they make up everything

Oh no, OH NOOO… A locked door even tho I completely destroyed the walls! And finally i can go to the market to buy… But the rain is coming… But the rain, it destroyed our table. It’s broken, I fixed the table but then the table started singing…and it continues to sing, so I took a saw and… Yeah, it’s gone Oh no, no … I actually read the wall, but I closed the door. I can still buy … but it’s raining … but it’s raining at our table. He broke down, Kate’s desk and I started reading the desk … anyway, stop by the lake … well, let’s go.

…and wrecks even more when twist-translated!

These should be enough to make a person’s head crash while reading a bunch of nonsense.

• Did she just say that the man’s English was acceptable? It was disgraceful.
• I agree.

• I think Sasha just gave him a “yes sandwich”.
• I think she’s just serving up some hot tea.

music is very very present

Keep your children while in the train.

Feet washing, is not allowed.

SHOES SHOOOOSH

Zee! Put on your “shoosh”!

“Donut” is not English

Welcome to 2020 2021 not-even-2022-yet.

Rihanna… WiFi… Hoax… … SOMETHING MUST BE DONE!

FOR ALL I KNOW, he eats ROCKS for dinner!

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IN INDONESIA YOU CAN GET A NEW PUMP, yes, yes.

maybe fixed … turns on water AAAAAHHHH … MY GOD! YAY!

How are you and Siri getting along?

A clean spot with no footprints – pretty clean right here, no steps, … no footprints – it’s just some nice, fresh, clean … snow.

Okay, now that we have some nice, fresh, clean snow, I’m gonna give you a tutorial on how to make some … I don’t know, it’s like a good snack, okay? Come with me, let’s go grab some snow and I have my bowl and my scooper.

I’m happy when the school is canceled

👧 Two, four, six, eight–
👨 shovels snow and throws it to the daughter
👧 –ten–AAAAH!

Bark up the right tree.

Everything exists because something that doesn’t exist, doesn’t exist

   ceramic
  humidifier

   .^._.^.

Moist with me !

I’ll do no such thing.

any machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough

“Nonsense never die.” → “Garbage does not die.”

Mix RZ flour and bopaline with water in the oven.

Press the RZ button. No new RZ.

deats by NANI

In the middle of the ducks

Birds and thorshis, poor foods, IKEA, tears and snakes, dead, beautiful photos, thumb, no! No! NOOOOOOO!

You cannot fit into a seed.

🎵 Refrigerator and the leopard his spots, refrigerator and the leopard his spots, refrigerator and the leopard his spots, refrigerator and the leopard his spots… 🎵

I do not know if I’m high or sparkling wine!