Plants 3km From Your Home, They Require Nutrients

Spiders are great web developers

I found dead body in Cemetery!

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Hey Visitor! So far, you have read ~2323 nonsense. It may be less or more since we do not track how many nonsense you have read.

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● Makesense

COMING SOON

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2. Nonsense All-Time
3. OpenNonsenseDatabase

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Sometimes I eat backend programmers.

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You may need rendering support to display the uncommon Unicode characters in some nonsense correctly.

Less sensical more nonsensical

If you ever accidentally reach the makesense galaxy, always remember that you are a criminal in their law.

…the ☑️

Smart devices get stupider and stupider…

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● I knew it!

Visitor pwease be my fwiend :<

is so good at jumping jacks even the thumbnail has his face blurred.

Visitor got Visitor’s nonsenseness again.

I do table tennis on bed, is that fine?

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Where’s Visitor? … Visitor! Visitor! Visitor! Visitor…! Visitor………!!!

No problem, just doing my job, Visitor.

I have an old newspaper! idk if this new or old

You know what? I feel like at this point you should move on from this nonsense, Visitor.

Visitor!!!!!

What was that for?

Don’t do that. Don’t do that, even I don’t want to see that.

As long it’s reacted it’s added, right? 💫

Are you okay, Visitor? It looks like you are struggling there…!

when the pretender is misunderstandable 😳

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today is an unlucky day – at least according to that calendar on the table

DARE TO RESPECT THE RHYTHM

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HEY Visitor you’re doing great

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if you can read this nonsense
well you have access to (non)sense bot i guess

DEMENTED FAIRY

getting deja vu of getting deja vu

Will be back in ~29 minutes.

Answer the questions?

Question the answers.

I cannot be responsible for future nonsense as apparently my
have learned to make nonsense.

On an atomic level, I am very busy.

You’re on mute!

If you can read this, you have internet access!

If less is more, is nothing everything?

Voice-recognition software is great. Can I get it installed on my kids?