childhood is when you idolize batman
adulthood is when you realize cheese is really expensive

🍈 🥤
watermelon

If your parachute doesn’t deploy you have the rest of your life to fix it

stop using 💀 as laughing emoji for gods sake

“or whatever” 💀 💀 💀

Whats the secret of energy of cat Boris?
Its tantum verde forte

This nonsense not only is bananas, but it’s also about bananas, because what’s going on with bananas is, frankly, pretty bananas

did you know 64 bits (8 bytes) can store 16 billion gigabytes

🎺 ✨

Noooo mooree Dollar!
Nooo moreeee Cash!!
Nooo more Economy!!!
Nooooo moooreeee Rich people!

there shouldn’t be money. get rid of money, no more dollar

blame depresso expresso owner

Dead server

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H P E S B
🎥😶🌱✋🎲

I’m dreaming me with dream with dream with dream

my name is (honk)

my cat doesn’t let me use a mouse 🥶

’0000000000000000000000000000009u777777777yklllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll” - my cat, 2022

This is a valid use of nonsense

I AM NOT SCREAMING, IT IS JUST BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON BROKE

Im tired yawn mimimimimimimimimi zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 😴

someone’s ✨high✨

This is fine – gaaaaaah!

Though I feel bad saying these in front of you… 🐓

Shots, fire, you’re fired. You’re washed out; now retired.

WHEN WINDOWS IS THE IMPOSTOR AND ALSO SUSSY BAKA

The official Microsoft Windows account on Twitter said the letter ‘s’ followed by ‘u’ and ‘s’ 😳

🔉 🎵 💻️ 👐 💨

Sign language but it uses a syllabary 😳

Nothing for now, simply enjoying the moment. The things you’ve done today makes you proud.

‘meong’ 🐈️

Common onomatopoeias include animal noises such as oink, meow (or miaow), roar, and chirp.

don’t go to bed, I’m making coffee for your head

🍎 < whats dis
DIS AN APPLE
🍐 < whats dis
__dis__a__ppear__s

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The C programming language is very important because if it didn’t exist, we would have to use omputers

i really really really really really really like you 🎵

O wee O waa
Don’t go
Don’t go to sleep
Stay with me
Akwidneidnea
Wkfienjf
Aifjcienaikd

Click me!
clicks
you clicked me 🥰

Have you ever noticed The Rock and Dwayne Johnson never appear on the same place?

ooh! iz this ne kdkd”m yuo ‘wa n ted?

man imagine going to sleep at 10 pm but you wake up in 8 pm
my dude learned how to time travel in sleep

did you know your brain can read text that changes very fast without any problems

Ignorance is ✨ bliss ✨

Wait a minute! I think I lost my car, it’s in the lore, ship the mall.

How can a room full of married people be empty? There’s not a single person there

Cannibalism is a form of recycling.

@deceasedartifyber you should add this to the database

Flories dwell on the floor, while ceilingies (cute name uwu) dwell on the ceiling.

Redzer, in his early childhood, was exclusively raised indoors.
There used to be a ceilingie always directly above redzer.

That ceilingie never let redzer to enjoy the comfort of a ceiling fan, because when redzer walks directly below the ceiling fan, the ceilingie destroyed the ceiling fan and dropped it on redzer’s head!

When redzer rounded numbers on his fancade game, he always used the “floor” math block.
But his rival ceilingie always rounded numbers with the “ceiling” block!

One day, boiling with hatred about his annoying ceilingie rival, redzer searched internet about “how to get rid of your ceilingie”.
Google told redzer to simply go outdoors.

So redzer, for the first time in his life, walked outdoors. The ceilingie, without knowing redzer’s evil plan, followed redzer.

Then, in the very moment redzer walked the first step outdoors, because there is no ceiling to attach the ceilingie, that annoying ceilingie went up, up, up and vanished to outer space!

Redzer was free!