this song sounds like a polar peak… get it… peak…

HELLOOOOOOOOOOO TWENTY TWENTY SEVEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNN

who told this vocaloid to sing to the beat 🥶🥶🥶

ELLIPTICAL MAYONAISE

nonsense influx

Are we children or just making jam?

Human maintenance instructions:

1. Unscrew the shirt.
2. Locate the emergency plastic bag.
3. Throw away the emergency plastic bag.
4. Quickly replace the emergency plastic bag.
5. Check for cuts and scratches accros the entire outer surface.
6. If any are found, cover with cotton and secure with tape (pro tip: these products are sometimes sold together at the food supply filling center).
7. Look for leakages of any fluid.
8. If a red fluid has been found, contact the emergency maintenance center.
9. If a green fluid has been found, contact the poison management institute.
10. If a blue fluid has been found, contact the blueberry foundation.
11. If a yellow fluid has been found, replace the leaking component.
12. If an orange fluid has been found, install a leak absorber.
13. If a purple fluid has been found, contact the alien surveilance center.
14. If a black fluid has been found, replace the oil and check for faulty gaskets.
15. If no fluids were found, continue with refueling. More information about appropriate fuel can be found on page 2.
16. Add 1 litre of coolant through the fuel intake. Be careful to not pour it down the exhaust pipe as this could lead to catastrophic failure. If you suspect any liquid entered the exhaust pipe you should call an urgent maintenance truck right away.
17. Reassemble the human if no other issues have been found, for more information call 1-800-EGG.

The urine container leaks every 2 hours so I had to put a towel in its pants
It is 48 weeks old, why are you asking?

I hate it when my 62 week old baby pissing on the fridge right below the shopping list happens

I hate it when nonsense happens

I hate it when me happens

how do arguments work

You know it’s a piece of shit when the cpu is too scared to show more than its manufacturer

Introducing our latest Edgebook with a top of the line Intel celery CPU

it will commence

All students will be required to take off ALL clothes during this trip

Cotton + Bunny = 🎼

DISASSEMBLE YOUR FUCKING SCHOOL ISSUED LAPTOP

TaskClaimOrFinishFailed

2 terabytes of nonsense

redis lock duplicate

pool status is not ongoing

I see…. you already know too much ████████….
You almost…. ruined my plan…

You can sit on me but I will be moving.

Thank you for taking the time to read nonsense entries. We are looking for a different target audience for this platform.

Thank you for reading nonsense entries.

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بالتأكيد، لدي رأي. بل لدي أكثر من رأي. هل أنت مهتم؟

Sure, I got an opinion. And one to spare. Interested?

Is this… communism?

It looks 4K.

Does your phone explode if you download an app twice?

There will be days, when I’ll wait for you, here at the door, hurting myself, and they’ll see me cry.

What will ever be?

There’s nothing to see here, it’s not strange to love. Even at this age, I still have tears to give.

Meanwhile, time passes, and you won’t be here, to drink our good wine, in front of which we used to talk.

If I had a year, or even one more day, I wouldn’t have wasted time, I would have stolen every moment.

firefox nova redesign nonsense: can’t recommend nova redesign

HELLOOOOOOOOOOO TWENTY TWENTY SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

” Is My Dévice Base-Passèd? “

tuntutlah ilmu sampai ke Tiongkok

Uh, change to English (from Chinese)!

You want… this colour ?

You can sit down for a moment

basaha

Life isn’t perfect but your screen can be

The most technical branding is the most civilized model

Just don’t let Xcode turn your SSD into an iOS version museum.

Now imagine treating your iPhone like a ThinkPad:

1. Reset the iPhone.
2. Set it up again.
3. Decide you want a clean start.
4. Reset it again.
5. Repeat until you get bored.

HALAL YA

ok lah…….cuma kita yg tahu.semoga awet

Jos Gandos Herculos

Ow. shrieks

We steal nonsense posts from Nontrinsic and tuck in each post into 384-dimensional tucking vectors. We then reduce these to 3 dimensions so that we can visualize each post as a point in space… hence, the “nonsense galaxy.”