I added milk and sugar and it was OVER!

Computers are good at math

one day rosmos went to popilol’s house. popilol was playing with some zerbeetles. rosmos said, “those zerbeetles i lent you a year ago, now i want them back!”. popilol refused. rosmos, angry, said “if you don’t give them to me now i’ll complain to weirdopolice!” popilol still refused. rosmos, enraged, said “not only i will put you on jail, i will send one of my lelwasps to sting you and you will die of leling!” popilol still refused. rosmos, getting angrier and angrier, said “if you do not give them to me NOW, i will get my lelwasps to sting you!” popilol still refused. rosmos, getting angrier, still said “if you don’t give them to me RIGHT NOW, i will send my rose-eaters to eat you!” popilol still refused. rosmos, very angry now, said “if you do not give them to me RIGHT NOW, i will send my rhinozers to pierce you!” popilol still refused. rosmos, getting more and more angrier, cried, and cried, and cried…

finally popilol, feeling pity for rosmos, gave his zerbeetles back.
rosmos, happy, licked popilol a bit!

“w.” - Linerly, 2022

tng

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These hands correspond with the controllers that I’m holding in the physical world. The rest of my body does not exist in the VR space. So I can just let go, and nothing happens to meeee-

your next holiday destination: the metaverse

rosmos cosmos magic com rice cooker

Rosmos has a weird insectarium. there are zerbeetles, rhinozers, ankabots and rose-eaters in it. And lelwasps too!

do you know that rosmos feeds them zermites, 69 zerspoons a day?

There’s nothing more frustrating than when you’re in the shower, listening to music and a 50 minute ads starts.

Dog backwards is “god”

If GameCreator’s game won Fanjam 11,
My fanjam 12 game name will be like: wfgdchrcntdbgcjtgrfhrdhrvg1335547436!

one day I went to Weirdimension and bought a bottle of rosmos juice for my pet rose!

Shh, don’t tell your mother – fish in the cupboard

lick lick lick lick me like a lillipop poppilol

excuse me while I kiss the sky

It is physically impossible to get a paper plate of spaghetti to fall spaghetti-side down

👩 I made spaghetti! holds spaghetti on her hand and walks cheerfully
🍝 falls to the floor
👦 Good job

You can shorten the word “Queue” to “q”

nonsense that is very good

modern warfare requires modern camouflage

brick neck speed

More people have eaten mint flavored foods than people who have actually eaten mint leaves

Anything can be a toilet if you’re brave enough

Minecraft crashes when I go to the toilet

Cotton candy and bubble gum are flavours but they can be any flavour.

my phone is inside the jelly

Blood is a soda. Its thicker than water, contains sugar and is carbonated.

cat love jelly

The atoms our bodies are made up of are 13 billion years old.

All meat is plant based meat

Learning history is catching up on the news you have missed

A lot of people wouldn’t give a backrub to a close friend but happily would for a random cat

We never actually wash our belts, even though they are the first thing we touch after wiping our butts

Canned pet food can be any flavor they want. No one is validating that the Fancy Feast Pot Roast actually tastes that way.

People have been born, lived long full lives, and then died, all while queen Elizabeth has been queen.

I FORGOT TO ADD SOME NONSENSES

we’re all guests on this planet

RZ flour

- Google Translate

nas daily nas daily
nasda lina’s daily
nasty linas daily
nasday lina’s daily
nazdaelinaz daily
nasty linas daily

oh, are you addicted to cheese?

i hate to tell you to be the one to break it to you but this isn’t love

YOUR WEIRD NONSENSE

non-dairy = non-violent

kpop kpok kopo

You’ll own nothing and be happy.

fire a fox

iPad mini Pro, mini, mini, mini, mini, mini

Your phone’s keyboard is a keylogger

don’t lose your head