someone help im seeing a vhs horror in real life - Number1#4325 2022, 23rd april, 2:00 am (UTC+3)

Bro, I just hit a high note during a heart attack.

what does it even say i don’t speak whatever language is that

🎵 Please tell me you want for my seaweed 🎵

X-TRAAA

Wash with water…?

I’mma count ‘em
1, 2, 6… What?

Did you know that cats are plants?

“With your current account balance, which Apple product can you buy?”
“Apple”

Some nonsense might be questionable, but that’s just because it is indeed nonsense. In that case, don’t think about it.

You have been off the route for 872 meters.

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🙄🤒🥱🤐😬

Just like
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Getting wet is fine, water will evaporate after a while — unless you are completely soaked, then you will need heat.

Continue for 27 kilometers.

I’ll ask someone.

Just keep it as it is, it doesn’t matter.

Imaging going to some place to get yourself some sort of accident.

ㄴㅇㄴ

watermelon sumo

and the bass kept running running and running running and running running and running running and running running and running running and

Imagine getting your message pinned cuz you said this

Don’t care. Don’t care. Outside. Outside. Don’t care.

Why do you want nonsense Visitor?

Did you know what you have signed up for?!

how can a freaking water bottle can’t be opened even though the ring is rotatable

Count what you have now — don’t count what you don’t have.

A healthy outside starts from the inside.

It’s down, stay down. It’s down, stay down. It’s down, stay down. It’s down, stay down. It’s down, stay down (activating, activating, activating). Release seat belt, leave them under seat, put them on, leave everything, come this way. Stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, stay back, release seat belts. Release seat belts. Uh, leave everything, come this way. Invite fast. Jump, hold on to slide, release seat belts, leave everything, come this way, inflate the vest, jump, hold on to slide, release—

STAY BACK!!!! COME THIS WAAAAAYYYY

Anyone who speaks English as a second language learned it from video games and movies, the internet in general — none from school, for most.

Everyone is intelligent, but our grades made us idiots.

School really does kill creativity — don’t let that happen to you.

No one has ever changed the world by doing what the world has told them to do.

You and I have tightly linked to the agricultural economy and all the activated meals

As you know, Eastern Finland has a lot of forests.

wait, where did the nonsense go?

✨ Meet me in the
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No! You are not RZ! Go away!

Statically sized widgets took all the place!!

you you you are you are

Break time is zen time.

I sold my computer just to buy a stylus

Periods of time that have names:

• Days (of the week).
• Months.

Periods of time that don’t have names:

• Days (in a month).
• Hours, minutes, seconds…
• Years, centuries, decades…

You don’t need to pay for the new roof
It’s on the house

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My cat kissed me o///o

Do you understand mechanical hands are the ruler of everything?

You’re about to demolish a house. If there are any people inside, they will all die.