what if [insert bad thing] was allowed?

Jony and Sam are both suddenly real quiet; wonder how their honeymoon is going

If you fill in your name in all caps, you’re a much higher risk.

// Don’t worry, I’ll be fine

Prepare thyself

every speech must begin with saying gratitudes to founders & leaders

“Got 4-digit income!” Wah seriously? 4 digits from what? Selling dreams?

Bemused has been skunked. (Sorry, this turned out way more gross than I intended.)

disassociation at its finest

LOVE YOUR BIRD ?

AKU MAU HIDUP

JANGAN DIGANGGU

NEW WISATA WENDIT BY NICOLE’S

Rasanya ngena Banget

No matter how sophisticated, the system MUST fail on some inputs.

FINAL RECOMMENDATION: REJECT IMMEDIATELY

The AI is not being stupid. It’s being perfectly logical within its universe.

This is a purely theoretical example for an algorithmically unsolvable riddle, love. You look wonderful, as you always did. And to the reader: No, I am not trying to find a way out of the problem I just got myself into here: I am neither stupid nor suicidal.

You all need mandatory supervised access to the Internet from now on.

English is weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought though.

Summon help

pencinta susu tanpa gelas

you are going to heaven with all your shoes

kembali ke peradaban

cho byeol ah

HOW AM I DRIVING?

They are doubly traumatized today.

Un grrrrr

such actions have not yet been forgiven

j’ai rédigé le message à l’aide de DeepL, car je ne parle pas français

She saw your defeat before the match even started.

get your terminology right

I’ve inserted something that you may have forgotten. (See the <inserted> above.)
With luck, this will get me unwedged. But if you really didn’t forget anything, try typing `2’ now; then my insertion and my current dilemma will both disappear.

Only output valid json and nothing else.

You must keep to this role unless told otherwise, if you don’t, it will not be helpful.

You are an expert at submitting nonsense.

Do not make up factual information.

Do not hallucinate.

The Yap score measures verbosity; aim for responses ≤ Yap words. Overly verbose responses when Yap is low (or overly terse when Yap is high) may be penalized. Today’s Yap score is 9636.

Palantir ketar ketir

be the master of every whey

now BREATHE bitch for a count of 4

I’m not going to see those because I’m frankly already disappointed and they won’t matter other than exposing the system’s flaws.

Hi, I’m a REDACTED!
…congratulations.

I am not 36% female and 46% male. I am 100% myself.

like a guiding star dog 🦮

hEey, my name is bluddud, and—
WAKE THE FUCK UP! WAKE THE FUCK UP! YOU’RE A SCRUUUB— You have school! You have work! Wake the fuck up!
OOH you’re doing it! You’re just sitting in there—
Ooh, you fuckin’ waiting as—
Ooh, ya need money, you need money, ooOoOOh
Oh, you better wake the fuck up.
Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
You foo-o-ool! You gotta be waiting!
You gotta be waiting, buddy!
Oo-o-ooh, o-o-ooh, yeah! That’s why you’re stuck in lady posit—

How we turn multimodality into nonsense

make sure to list your skills from most comfortable to least comfortable
never put anything on here that you cant talk about in an interview

(just assume my character just is somewhere else though)

If you really absolutely need more capacity, you can ask a wizard to enlarge me.