• Listen, listen. I was given a bunch of vague facts about this. How old are you?
• I HAVE- I DO NOT HAVE A DBS check. Is this legal?!

I’m going to k**l myself.

Sorry, unalive myself.

Drew can solve a Rubik’s cube in under 90 seconds. That’s how much he hates the idea of colours mixing.

Roasting 101

Are you ever gonna get a job?

mini nonsense masters

This is competitive nonsense.

Is this legal?

Professional Nonsense Battle

And the Network is finally united again!

how to tell if you grew up too fast ?

Chickens are the gateway animals.

As we saw last night, she can stir up chaos without saying a word.

Keep warm if you can.

Have you started your Christmas shopping yet?

They’re wet, and you want them to be.

my sausage flies high

My wife likes to eat vinegar. There, that can’t be interpreted in any other way I’m sure.

吃豆腐 = to take sexual advantage of somebody

HOOKED ON PHONICS BAD IDEAS

‘S–t for f—ing poor people’

Shopppee

29 days til padoru padoru

easy, if you are a man

the world does not collapse if you reply tomorrow

this is huge news for the unemployed AND employed

don’t forget the magic incantation, “YOLO, bazinga, I’moutofhereseeyalater”

DON’T CALL IT A CAKE WALK IF THERE ISN’T CAKE

Memo to HP: make printers, not excuses.

everything is laughter till the reactor explodes

everyone has the right to be stoopid timi to time unless youre messing with radioactive stuff

HOT TIP - How to make the most of Black Friday:

DON’T BUY ANYTHING!

valiant effort to ruin the experience

Zoom, pan, and behold!

Welcome to our community + Enjoy our exclusivity

consider the environment and think before you print

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Nonsense success stories

don’t mander the Gerry

Better be the only one than the best one.

Your intentions are unclear or not understood

bro came home

suck a wine

humanity started going downhill ever since they made sand think

Jangan kaget jika mulai awal tahun depan aparat penegak hukum kian sewenang-wenang.

the real value is the concept itself

Live, Laugh, Loaf

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Pediki

Does it matter whether we say “please” or not? This is an honest question, not satire. I ask because I don’t know.

Coffee is basically a productivity loan with cruel interest. You feel rich at 9am and morally bankrupt by 3.