THIS IS NOT NONSENSE

Fucking the industry since 2025

Far left? Far right? Radical center? Apolitical? We don’t care.

Nonsensing rapidly

There’s never been a better time to be a nonsenser.

You’re absolutely right. Not only are you absolutely right, but you’re also absolutely correct.

“Rent a room and spends [sic] the whole day locked in there”

trauma therapy for hot girls (jk it’s for everyone)

can we go H

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I love English. It’s a trash fire disguised as a language and I’m here for all of it. However, I really need to be better about people not speaking it “correctly.” It’s a goddamn trash fire. Of course people don’t speak it correctly. I’m pretty sure there’s no correct way to speak it. And that’s leaving out all the racism and classism which goes into “grammatical perfection.”

English isn’t Latin. It’s a glorious clusterfuck of stolen parts bolted onto a bastard chassis and powered entirely by the burning of dictionaries. There is no way that it should be the lingua franca of international affairs, and yet it is. Speak it any way you want. English doesn’t give a fuck. English will take your error and turn it into a part of itself. English drinks prescriptivist tears like fine wine. Contribute to the delinquency of English any way you can.

What is the true meaning of Christmas? Consumerism.

Your man does not understand the importance of these times in marketing.

GIMMIE THAT CRACK

I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin

I don’t know why but I just enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll carry around a sack and creep around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from shit I find on the ground to cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.

Don’t interrupt your enemies when they are making a mistake. Moreover, try to not let them know.

A REDACTED victim was forced into REDACTED acts with REDACTED and others and then attempted to escape by swimming off the Little REDACTED Island. REDACTED and others organized a search party that located REDACTED and kept REDACTED captive by, among other things, confiscating REDACTED.

I stopped reading there. I don’t want to feel sick today.

If your body goes stiff when you think about gifts, you might be suffering from present tense.

You filled out the ICP Filing application, but the Ministry of China didn’t approve it in China, and you are lost.

save me (don’t)

i’m gonna cry at corporate

why be the selling point when you can be the buying point

how to solve the thing in a team

Plausibility and nonsense.

No aircraft or outside force can steal or insert your thoughts.

Humans and AI have different strengths, and that’s the point.

is a man not entitled to the text of his files

nobody knows how nonsense works but now you can

i’m here for a good time, not a long time. live fast die hard

wishing you many more nonsense in 2026

Do not press the cover until it breaks. Unless the cover is capitalism.

The bureaucracy is inhibiting the science, and that’s unacceptable to me. One week of people dying from not knowing about this is not trivial.

You’ve heard of elf on a shelf. Get ready for Mac on a rack.

I’M COOKING

Dubai or not to buy, that is the question.

Let’s go nonsense shopping

Maintain your integrity, your values and your principles through these dark times. There’s no point emerging from the other side as someone else. That just means you died anyway.

This has been a subtle call to action.

Some of the experiments had nothing to do with advancing the capability of makesense, or of sense. There is such a thing as professional curiosity: ‘What would happen if we did such and such?’ What sensical purpose was served by performing and studying nonsense? None at all. That was just playing around. Professional people, too, like to play.

“VIRTUAL REALITY”
“AUGMENTED REALITY”
“MIXED REALITY”
WE HAVE ALLOWED THE COMPUTER SALESMEN TO DEFINE ALL THREE OF THESE IN TERMS OF THEIR RELATIONSHIP TO CAMERAS AND SCREENS!
SCREENS OVER THE EYEBALLS!
THEY’RE OBSESSED WITH THAT!
TACTILE FEEDBACK!
“ONLY SAFE IN CYBERSPACE”!
AND YET!
WE ALL KNOW HOW IMMERSIVE TEXT ALONE CAN BE!
OR TEXT COMBINED WITH PAPER MAPS!
OR TEXT COMBINED WITH SIMPLE CARTOONS OF MONSTERS!
IT IS MY BELIEF THAT ALL FORMS OF IMMERSIVE TECHNOLOGICALLY MEDIATED REALITY MAY BE FULLY IMPLEMENTED USING NOTHING MORE THAN A SIMPLE NETWORK OF SIMPLE WEB PAGES!
TRASH MAGIC CAN BE USED TO MAKE SUCH IMMERSIVE MIXED REALITY SYSTEMS!
TRASH MAGIC IS LIKE A REALITY WE MAKE AS WE GO!
IT IS LIKE WRITING WITH WATER ON STONE!
IT IS HTML AS CHALK BOARD!

STRESS IS ONLY APPLICABLE TO THOSE WHO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY

it’s a consequence of life

it is nonsense time.

providing questionable nonsense since 2021

What the heck is “press the cover until it breaks”?

Two anything/one anything makes us very nervous, Visitor.

Objection! Context is guilty

extreme kitchen

BE A GENTLEMAN AND LEND HIM A HAND!

super insightful ya

Do not allow people to dim your shine because they are blinded. Tell them to put some sunglasses on.