have you tried to test the tensile strength of packaging?

HOHOOOHOUGH COOCKFISH🛎

” some funny things are jail time worthy “

wait i meant series she’s been long and great

[Action Advised] Review Google Cloud credential security best practices

guhh i hate it when the http response is 200 OK like JESUS can you stop yelling 😭

you must be squabble scrunkly scroinkler :3

why use Figma when you could use Ligma instead

YEAHH!!!
you just gotta hit :3 every now and then

use Ligma and go ███████████ yourself

nonsensable

three hundred pages and counting of nonsense

ungivingity

sorry, i don’t speak 🔶

why is there an absolute zero but no absolute one

We know what three is. It can’t be some other non-three thing.
You can’t change the binding of a const, and you definitely can’t alter the meaning of 3.
(it contextualizes the nonsense)

three instances of arthritis

The majority of VC firms have not been able to actually make their investors more than even money in years.

Why? Because they invested in bullshit. It’s that simple. The companies they invested in are dogs that will never go public or sell to another company.

national nonsense naptime

to the next bazillion-dollar TAM boondoggle

conversation of renegade

This is the tech industry. There is no punishment, no consequence, no critique, no cynicism, and no comeuppance — only celebration and consideration, only growth.

REDACTED have mastered the art of not giving a fuck.

:3 all day, :3 all night, :3 all week, :3 all month

Hypernonsense Hyperelevation Hyperprotocol

superepic trustman

Month Of Nonsense

IT’S SO LOUDDDD

learn to not loathe yourself

the brainchild of technofeudalism and hypercapitalism

Nonsensers and nonsensesses (and everything in between)…

Caretaker of the world.

Nonsensers and nonsensees: I’m sorry. Really.

a quick poll of my contacts showed responses that ranged from ‘meh’ to ‘are you back on your meds yet?’

one twelfth of the end goal

All of my design work outside of The One Big Client That Is So Locked In To The Figma Ecosystem It Would Cost A Hundred Grand To Unfuck is now done either directly in code, or in Penpot.

Mountain Orbit Episode Bread Pubg

I am once again begging you to learn how to code.

Download the latest version of the software and enjoy the best quality of the juice.

If you don’t start your projects with at least a bit of observational research you absolutely should. If you do start your projects with research, do more. Thanks.

the ubuntu ouroboros

Download the latest version of Ubuntu with the latest version of Ubuntu 32.04.

Ubuntu is a new version of Ubuntu, which is available for download on Ubuntu 18.04.

Are they owned or maintained by complete pricks? If so, maybe don’t use them.

use Figma, and go REDACTED yourself

Why is it called “Yi Chi App”?

Silently, turn it off, please wait.

fun fact: Facts stopped being fun over 10 years ago and scientists can’t explain why. Knowledge is pain!

super orange key
ultra orange key

orang super kaya:

• sewa rumah, terutama di kota2 besar macem jakarta
• beli komputer kelas atas harus nyicil dulu
• beli iphone terbaru tapi dapetnya barang palsu
• berjalan kaki karena naik transportasi umum/mobil pribadi nunggu macet dulu, bikin nambah emosi aja
• bayar tagihan listrik, wifi, sama layanan streaming