How Nonsense Changed the Internet and the Internet Changed Nonsense

How a weather at you? I already got snow

That one’s old because I have good handwriting

SALMON MOUSSE

Nobody’s gonna believe that it’s just a weird coincidence that a Zacharia is slightly less than half of a Scaramucci!

I was panicking for a moment because what do you mean my other kitten isn’t here

and then she is just hiding deep under the table that I did not look there at all until now

Problem, I’m in a nonsense mood again.

Whoever said Reality is a situation you are so fr right now I fucking love you for saying that

I kinda love how this app exists as something totally anonymous for people like me who want a safe place to just vent and not elaborate any further. It doesn’t drain your energy or force you to connect with someone it’s just meant there for you to be with yourself with your words. And maybe you might bestow upon your wisdom onto someone else to help them in their lives.

Why is Spider Man destined to be fucked over all the time no matter what universe it is ? Is it because he is Spider man that he has to let go of all attachments that can cause him vulnerabilities or is he just destined for tragedy ?

puts down phone
pulls out another phone from under the bed
“don’t ask”
puts phone back under the bed
“no questions”

EARTH HAS A 4 CORNER
SIMULTANEOUS 4 DAY
TIME CUBE

ILLEGAL SUBSTANCE

‘man im thirsty’ IM DYING

thank you john havoc for counting in this video

ON- ONE TWO TW- TWO THRE- THREE THREE FO-FO-FOUR
FIV-FIVE SIX- SIX- SEVEN- SEVE- SEVE- SEVEN- EI- EIGHT 🔥🔥🔥🔥

gubsachine mun

go bed yourself, now

HOUSE OF EVERYTHING

i would kneel down and drink your blood from your dead corpse with a really long novelty straw, i promise

Becoming a Furry 101

Stage 1: Daniel

Welcome to my haha house.

Professional-grade nonsense

mevvah dan homy

Hello, you happy sane people.

modrá obloha
odrá mbloha
oblá modroha

DISCLAIMER: mewomewmeowmewoemwomeomweomwoemweomweomweomweowmeomweoem :3

Wow! Extortion

ON YOUR CORNER. IN YOUR CORNER.

Tapi sekarang kok hilang ya jembatannya? Gimana caranya saya nyebrang?

DIAM KAMU!

ini cece sparepart-nya

Hi there! Ready to Flow with AI?

Endingnya nikah dan hamil juga ga bang

Why haven’t I put the pen in there?

DO NOT EXPECT MONEY WOULD FIX EVERYTHING

It takes like three business days to get one video.

AliExpress, maybe not a scam!

Offensive Driving 101

How do you sell a pressure cooker for a dollar 33 cents?? It’s a pressure cooker!!!

I also breathed 234,211 times to receive one diamond during potionology and blinked 3,121,454 times and received 6 diamonds in the process

No matter how much you pay me you can’t make me do this impossible work. It’s impossible, period. Please, I care about you. Please don’t pay me when the end result is impossible. Pay me when the end result is possible.

uh… anyways, take this as a reminder to close your doors folks!!

Well, uh you know, a friend of mine Peter Thiel once said that uh… the future promised us flying cars, but instead we got 140 characters. Well, not anymore. Exactly.

Well… it worked.

Phew.

Flying cars are real. Yeah.

yeiurgh guyngh’na loaph ryydyn thyes

Streamlined Body
Small smooth scales
Lateral Line
Large forked tail

Please unlock 168 hours later. And do not add your account in MIUI again, otherwise you will wait from scratch

Programming is hard. Yet programming is much easier now. What does not change is taste in programming: it’s now easier to get the taste you want nowadays if you do it properly.

Create. Voice. Temporary