1. Take redzer and put him in a blender with chrastofuricator, concentrated rose juice, dilute plastoclumerate acid, and then it’s all up to you about the other tastes. CAUTION: don’t use chocolate

2. Let it sit for 24 hours, until redzer is officially juice. Take it and pour him in a glass, one that fits.

3. Put two drops of rediratory chromsus so that uhh
   so that redzer is now the glass

4. Now drink the juice, whoever wanted to. If it’s someone else, go further in the steps

5. The one who drank the juice is now becoming the new redzer and the older redzer is now a glass cup.

6. If you want to make the older redzer something else, put in 200 ml of chlosids in the glass, put the glass in the crucible, and then heat them up to 1000°C. One reached the temperature, let it go on for 10 mins, and then take it out.

7. Put in 1 gram of plaspec to the hot liquid. Let it cool down to about 30°C.

8. Now, pour it into whatever you want redzer to be, in this case, a better, healthier and more beautiful rose! Take the liquid and pour it on the stem, and then wait for a few days, and that’s it!

• If you want redzer to be back to what he was, put two drops of basmoseumerative oxide on one of the leaves of the new redzer. After two hours, carefully put that liquid blob, in like a small jar or cup or whatever it is called. The new redzer is now a normal rose.

· Now pour the thick liquid from step 7 to the stem of that rose, and voila, we are back to where we started

The only thing we got from this step is the one who drank the zer juice is now in a liquid form. You can pour it in something, and then put 10 grams of chromosime to where you put the liquid. Now the one who drank the liquid is that thing you just made.

8— if you want it to be a building, as an example the Burj Khalifa, take a tanker if 5 kilolitres of quasterfoda, put the goop in the tanker, and then pour it in the soil touching the building. Then wait for a few weeks for it to… Yeah. Just don’t forget to evacuate the people when needed
The amount of quasterfoda needed is based on the size of the building. To put a scale, the eiffel tower needs 105 litres of it.