• A microSD card weighs somewhere around 0.4 grams.
• The highest capacity microSD that’s easily available is 256 GB
• A trebuchet can throw a 90-kilogram projectile over 300 meters.

90-kilograms worth of microSD cards is 225,000 of them.
Therefore, a trebuchet can throw 57.6 PB of data over 300 meters.
This would have the highest throughput of any telecommunications network ever created!