Fun fact: Cats first appeared in uranus (planet) and quickly evolved, then they wanted to take over other planets, and they would start with earth
Cats were able to live on earth but they didn’t take over the planet, so they created mark zuckerberg, a concious ai robot thing so they could collect as much data as possible about humans to make the perfect world domination plan
But mark zuckerberg was too concious and started his own world domination plan called “metaverse”, so the cats made a new world domination plan:
- 2024: start orange juice factories on the moon
- 2025: kill mark zuckerberg
- 2027: finish the super cool weapons for exploding humans and stuff
- 2028: take over the big social media platform, making the next generation of humans love cats so much they think they’re gods and would do anything for them
- 2029: build tools for making communication between earth and uranus (planet) much easier
- 2030: take over some places with weak military and turn the humans there into slaves
- 2035: expand
- 2040: take over bigger countries using orange juice
- 2041: ww3
- 2043: attack the epokest countries in the world
- 2044: fill the atmosphere with orange juice gas thing, this thing makes all humans love cats
- 2050: cats have successfully dominated the world
- 2051: change cities and stuff to fit with the cats’ vision
- 2052: build ways of preventing humans from dominating the world again