I understand that it can be difficult to tell the difference between a bush and a mailbox, so let me try to explain as educationally as I can:

• The green, long wall-like thing with branches on which leaves grow is a bush. Dogs like to pee on it.
  A good characteristic is that it is very irregular in shape.
• The black, not so wide but quite tall thing that has straight edges is a mailbox. Dogs don’t pee on it.
  If you are unsure whether something is a mailbox, you can look at the nameplate on it and whether there is some form of hatch. Bushes very rarely have these characteristics.
  A splash happens easily, but considering the amount that had penetrated the mailbox itself and - humor doesn’t fail me - so to speak pissed down a couple of bills, it was either a second movement of a camel or a small dog that had to empty itself properly.
  I also understand that shit happens, but tell me next time so you don’t have to deal with this.