The questions are:

• Does nonsense have a mascot, or is Nonsense just… itself? Himself?
• Wait, if it— I mean he— wait, no, it— gosh darn it, might I say he is a REDACTED, what’s… sigh his sexual orientation? I’m inclined to say that he’s gay because the nonsense database dictates his sexual orientation. Don’t blame me!
• Is he hot? Or is he molten? Can’t say for sure. (I might be delulu.)
• Who defines Nonsense? What or who even is Nonsense?
• Am I just asking these questions because I’m trying to make promotional materials about… nonsense in general? And I want to include him because he’s just… what am I thinking? (Hey, don’t get me wrong! Nonsense may not be known by everyone but everyone will certainly get it. Or not. Their choice.)
• Is this an excuse to be delulu? (OH, COME ON!)
• Should I sleep now? (It’s almost 2 AM.)
• What even is this? (That’s not even a good question? What’s a question anyway?)

These are all very important questions to be answered.