If you wanted to learn a language to be able to speak to the maximum number of people, you could do a lot worse than Mandarin. And understanding Chinese naming conventions wouldn’t do you any harm either.

Please do not Wa. No more Wa. You’re annoying.

[disembodied whisper]

SURPRISING FACT

One in five South Koreans is a Kim.

The study of nonsense

*exceptions exist

Who wants to be the first and the last?

I know my readers.

Virtual desktops are used by very organized and intelligent people.

Now that’s not… terribly interesting.

Technical people love to find mistakes.

Premature optimization is the root of all evil.

The original Macintosh would fit within the screen of an iPad mini.

There are like… what, 37 window managers for Linux?

[…] they're getting frustrated with the haluçinnationss [hallucinated].

This lovely project: Omarchy

(boo!!!)

Yeah, I knew that would go over really well…

I did not want to make this talk about AI and I have to talk about AI and it pisses me off.

Writing an unfortunate term has gotten so bad when the right event comes up.

Open the centrifuge and insert it.

What is happening now? (3 guesses)

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Nonsense!

1. What is your present?
2. Remember your past!
3. Good questions → future

Too many people rush to solutions.

Buy me a beer and we’ll talk about it.

1 action = 4 results

5 Attempts!

1. Tap right
2. Tap left
3. Accidental Drag
4. Accidental menu!
5. Final tap

I hate “UI/UX”

And then came along Figma and just fucked everything up.

Nonsense is silently awesome, we don’t appreciate it enough.

Perspective is worth 80 IQ points

Nonsense hasn’t changed in 5 years!

good morning fediverse

bro IS world wide web

THE PINNACLE OF REDACTED

I’m not AI. Bye.

THE longer version ;))) here:

https://nontrinsic.linerly.xyz/api/v1/nonsense

whatever happens in the database stays in the database

i love REDACTED but i love CONSENSUAL REDACTED.

The wildest nonsense is always the next one

No amount of sense, no matter how nonsense, is worth having your autonomy and boundaries eroded.

As I’m typing this right now, I realized that he was basically emotionally blackmailing me.

• It was fun.
• Yeah, kind of.
• So you LIKED it? HA.

Honey no! Boundaries are important. The moment you feel uncomfortable, say no. No is a complete sentence and if someone doesn’t respect that, they aren’t worth your time.

No more kinky things, I promise. Come over!

If you really like me then you will do it.

So put those cat ears on. Pleeeeease… 🥺

He started explaining to me what a pup play is.

I know too much…

• Mike, honey, I don’t think those will be necessary…
• But why? You said you like a lot of lotion.
• A lot of emotion, oh my god… I don’t even know what half of those things are.

Normally, I’m not a huge fan of the hookup culture. But… no, there is no butt. I’m just a who—

He’s a very handsome person and he owns a bakery.

Turns out he in fact did not ghosted me, so we both agreed we should hang out once more. But this time we met up at my place.

There is of course only one thing we could watch:

The gays on the ice

aka Heated Rivalry

“She doesn’t like cocaine so we’re OBVIOUSLY adding that to the dish” 💀

i feel uncomfortable knowing the word “homeowner” has “meow” in it