Features & specs

• Assortment of open-box, imperfect, and curiously awesome products
• You don’t know what’s in the box.
• Vat19 does.
• A great value (Retail price of individual items could be up to 6 times box price!)
• Curated in the USA
• This item cannot be shipped outside of the U.S.
• This item cannot be returned.
• May contain edible items with an expiration date in the near future.
• Size and shape of the box may vary from what is pictured.

Rest your top on a bottom!

Everything should taste like bacon.

We Know Our Nonsense

Linerly — The Nonsense Steward

• Keeps everyone warm and well-fed so that we can continue to bring you nonsense sourced from all over the internet (and the world around us).
• Has many networking and language certifications and does speak Indonesian, French, and Chinese.
• Loves The Nonsense Galaxy so much so that he developed Nontrinsic and works tirelessly to ensure you love everything about your reading.

Vice and versa, versa and vice

The word for “aluminium” is “material 3 design”

the word for happy is … Material 3 Design

Unpopular Opinion: 2+2=4
Popular Opinion: If it’s brown, flush it down.

The word for “happy” is… “happy”.

Fun Fact: Hasn’t had a dream since 1998

Loves: Jokes
Hates: Laughter

Don’t forget to click on each person’s face for a little surprise.

Whatever the case, evil boss Jamie Salvatori isn’t telling.

Every good tour has a gift shop, right? Well, ours is a 12,000 sq. ft. warehouse full of curiously awesome gifts, toys, and candy!

You can shop ‘til you drop.

Please excuse the shameless cross promotions!

Anything can be a bottle opener if you’re good enough.

How many pens would it take to make a line that goes around the entire earth?

Ok, if there are approx 63360 inches in a mile, and the pen is 5.5 inches long, you would need 11,520 pens to stretch one mile. The circumference of the earth is 24,901 miles around, so 11,520 pens x 24,901 is 286,859,520 pens. Might want to check my work, as math is not my forte.

I can barely keep a pen without losing it for a month, how am I supposed to keep track of one for seven years?

Maybe you’ll take better care of it knowing that it’s not quite as disposable as regular pens?

Is the pen good for the English environment?

I’m… not really sure what you mean. It’s a pen, so you don’t have to worry about emissions or waste products regardless of whether or not you’re in England.

Can’t live without it? Smash that ‘Add to Cart’ button!

The secret to a long-lasting pen (and thus reducing landfill waste) is the jumbo ink cartridge!

It’s a cat, but it is not a cat.

No sauce? No problem!

Rad Cola

1. Bring cauldron to a simmer
2. Add one femur
3. Stir until potion takes on a rosy hue
4. Add one tibia
5. Stir until potion darkens
6. Season with salt, pepper, and the ashes of a loved one
7. Boil until potion becomes dangerously radioactive

и снова он
злодейский злодей всех коварно злодейских злодеев

autistic with a side of ADHD

101

HOW TO CRINE

😭

anytype’d so much that I typed anything

Seen quite too many boys’ love. I am now traumatized… sort of.

I started banging my trusty ThinkPad and put my head on it for a bit and then I just said a “yes”. Like earlier: I am honest if you ask the right questions.

saying 🏳️‍🌈 (for legal personal reasons, I cannot type it here)

…and then “him”

Well, this one’s hard. (No pun intended, but I see it now!)

Pretext… sort of

Why “him”?

• Less “risks”

Yes—that’s it. You know the rest.

But like, did he cheat on me??????

Dos and Don’ts on Finance

Do

• Create a budget to track your income and expenses.
• Keep a record of your daily expenses to understand where your money goes.
• Be mindful about your spending habits and avoid unnecessary purchases.

Don’t

• Spend more than you earn.
• Neglect an emergency fund.
• Make emotional decisions.

Covid 19 - PPKM ini membuat rencana macet tapi saya jadi punya banyak waktu untuk belajar…bahkan saya mulai sedikit berharap PPKM dilanjutkan lagi agar saya ada waktu belajar.

Saya belajar dan saya berpikir kalau Covid 19 - PPKM ini terjadi 10 tahun lalu maka saya punya rencana dan pelaksanaan 10 tahun lebih baik dibanding hari ini…yang jika dihitung bisa senilai uang, ilmu, kesehatan,…

Kalau hari ini kita ada masalah maka kita harus balik 10 tahun lalu apa yang sudah kita pelajari dan kerjakan.

Semoga tetap ada PPKM tapi turun level, sehingga kita ada waktu untuk fokus belajar dan perbaiki pelaksanaan lebih cepat.

• Apa manfaat dari puding mi?
• Apa bedanya dari mi biasa?
• Apa kaitan ternak lele dengan hidroponik?
• Seperti apa bentuk hasilnya?
• Seperti apa bentuk kemasan tehnya?
• Apakah tehnya dapat membantu untuk mencegah diabetes?

an iq too crow?

By signing this contract you agree to provide services as follows: pests to be exterminated: spiders, jumping spiders, morph spiders, radioactive spiders amd/or any spider not as of yet discovered

now’s your chance to become (???)

It’s August first!
And today, for the first time ever, I’m face revealing!
Do I have pink skin in real life? Maybe
Do I have orange hair? Now that’s just ridiculous
But I had to do it in a special way, so I just posted my face revealto [censored] and I set my account to private, so all my loyal followers can see first, and you non-followers have to request
Happy August!

• Офицант!
• Да, да?
• Почему в моём моющем средстве блюдо?!

I have been thinking about it for a long time

if i ever get too existential feel free to pressurize your super soaker

non-non-binary people be like: 0110100001101001

can you give me a square

Reçina Paçis

Everyone’s broke, yet everyone’s begging.

flirting is always welcome too!

Reseller Welcome

ngah ngoh ngah ngoh, ya yo ya yo
padahal sarjana kabeh