3rd to like and comment!!!! also, baby kidnappings

i fear there are paths nearby

But there’s no such thing as a 5 dollar bill?

Piano Gavin:

left in an oak barrel for at least 3 years, with very little oxygen

If my eyes turn poptarts, run

i am 5 men
Because I am the bird.

weeUGHH ACK •COUGH• eweuhbEWUAHHH aaaAWAAaaHh huhGHHH huhgH •SNIFFFF* AAAGH. hhheuuh… hhhheuyh -whimper• ._hh-hhhhhghh… •sniffle sniff- wwehhh.
hhhoo… hh.

we’re winner
we’re also wiener

oke I’m back from mandated hydration break

⚠️ Due to your overwhelmingly monstrous behaviour, I will now be shuffling the address of every pointer on your computer by ± 8192 bits. Good luck.

For me and a lot of us, it’s you

I won’t be jealous. Probably.

How is your relationship with risk?

sppripple ring

eighty four nineteens

redacts your pancakes :)

Are we becoming a keyboard company now?

WE’RE SO CLOSE TO AGI. PLS VENMO ME

I searched for nonsense. Now my screen is full of nonsense!

BUT I CAN MAKE AN EXPLOSION

1. 上海是中国的大城市。那里有很多高楼和好吃的东西。我喜欢上海。
2. 我去过学校的图书馆。那里有很多书，也很安静。我喜欢去那里看书。

If you think this computer needs “adequate cooling” you’d be severely mistaken
The case fan is non-existant and the cpu fan is fucking tiny

To continue turning off your computer, connect a keyboard and press enter

A mourning routine

• Wake up
• Talk on Discord for 1 hour
• Install Linux
• Eat breakfast
• Get ready
• Penguin 🐧

Bro you bid chud STRIP DOWN

you need to look at this from a REDACTED point of view

Midnight. In the dark. In your bed. And no word to describe that feeling.

I mean it’s not called Smoothladesh

you’re just in my head aren’t you

the uhh peel

Plastic straws are bad for the environment
Paper straws disintegrate
Glass straws are fragile
Metal straws are hard
Uranium straws are radioactive

What am I supposed to do???

• are you ready to order?
• yeah uh I’ll take the water and he will have an iced water
• got it, want some water with that?
• no…..
• ok the total will be $129.98

Would you like a drink with your drink?

they made all the best foods super phallic for no reason

PLEASE BE WEIRD PLEASE BE SILLY

hey, im the angel on your shoulder. sorry for the wet spot. my bad.

STOP VAPING IN THE BATHROOM I NEED TO PISS

Failure to reach the heavens

imagine: an airplane but instead of aluminium it’s covered with the soft glistening dough of a freshly steamed dumpling

thank you for the medicine

it’s normal for sandwich to make you feel like you’re dying. this is a normal sandwich experience

sorry man I’m just trying to keep you WORKING!!!!!!!!

it is the 13tb portal leaks

you do not get to destroy other peoples bodies

Are you a bad person or are you 15?

flops on the floor

Are you horny? Do you need any help?

Forgot to close a parenthesis and now spirits enter me like a waterslide

Thirty Pairs of Identical Baby Shoes For Sale, As Though Baby Had Additional Legs, Like A Centipede Or Something. Scary! Or Maybe You’re Just In A Baby Shoes Store