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Windows vs Mac vs Linux
🪟 Hi, I’m Windows 🍎 And I’m Apple 🐧 And I’m Lin-
🪟 I support all apps. 🍎 Except our fancy, pro apps! 🪟 prolapse? 🐧 Installing apps is much easier with Linux! You just run a command, and bo- 🪟 There, deleted it 🍎 Still, you don’t have our fancy apps! 🪟 Yeah, we don’t, but we have candy crush! 🍎 what
🍎 Linux? 🐧 Yes, the free and open-source operating system- 🪟 That nobody uses! 🐧 Actually, the operating system that 2- 🪟 shut 🪟 Listen, I’m bigger than both of you combined, and then combined again. And they pay for it! Activate Windows 🍎 They don’t 🪟 They will. Eventually. 🍎 But macOS is much better! It’s simpler, easier, beautiful-er, and when people notice the apple on your computer, they will think you’re cool! 🍎 That costs a few hundred dollars tho 🐧 wait you guys actually pay for things
🍎 Hey Linux, aren’t you that operating system with 10000 versions and nobody knows which one to use? 🐧 Actually it’s much simpler! You just, uhh 🪟 Windows makes this easy. We have Windows 11 Home, Windows 11 Pro, Windows 11 Pro Education, Windows 11 Probiotic. There’s a Windows version for everyone! 🍎 Here at Apple, we make this much simpler. We have macOS Don’t touch it, macOS Just look at it and macOS What time is it. 🪟 It’s time for you to shu-
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