screens are bloat, use paper instead

🎶 Eh uh eeh eeh x4

men are from mars and women are from venus 🗿

you know when uhhh ummmmm uhmmmmm uhhhh ummmmmmm the uhhmmmmm uhhh the the ummmmmmm

One can tell a lot about a society by the way it raises its young and buries its dead

Thanks for blocking me now none of these can be added to the database ❤️

“Hey that’s a cool drawing!”
“Thanks I didn’t make it”

Bad news: i may have mental issues.
Good news: i didn’t simp on Sunflow yet 😀 👍

I accidentally froze the orange juice

We’re playing everyone’s favorite game this morning — you know it, you love it!
Let’s say the title together: Do I Feel This Way Because of the New Prescription I Just Started Taking or Because I Ran Out of My Other Two Prescriptions!
Here’s a little hint: the winner is not me.

You promised the world and I fell for it. 😟😔😥😥😢😭💔😓😞😖😥😢😭💔😞😾💔😓😔😢

💻 🐒
best proprietary software developer

🧠 🫳
⌨️
worst foss developer

casually gets promoted to epic nonsenser

i thought you loved me

you do not have a soul

the walls are watching

the pigs are cooking potatoes with salt

i don’t know who i am

how often do you have to throw up

the problem is that you are ugly

i have used your knife

junior need to study english,
but he really wants to take over the world

she takes off the skirt and the shirt

i am usually a man but sometimes i am a woman

what does “sacrificial victim” mean?

do you have a family

my husband and i have divorced twice already

me when i suddenly become linerly

where can we hide the bodies?

why is it small?

my father does not believe in me

i do not live in france

i am behind you

🧠 lung

😔 - happiness
😏 - anger
😃 - the creepy dude looking through your window

I saw an ant eating an elephant

A fish drowned yesterday

Apple’s $999 stand
$1 - stand
$998 - apple logo

Money
It’s basically crypto if it wasn’t a scam

Me: “i don’t really like the chinese government”
My huawei router:

√0.25²

guys fast question

I used to be a fan, but after that, i’m a whole air conditioner

though it’s always good to verify things when you don’t trust

Yes, i am simp
Super
Intelligent
Monke
Programmer

WHAT IS A COMPUTER?
It’s an iPad
please buy an ipad

Yeah im LGBT
Lets
Go
Be
Terrorists

Yes, i’m a gamer
Gterrorist
A
M
E
R

Congratulations, every website that has an SSL certificate now has DRM!

It’s called “Intel Atom” because it has the power of an atom