Update: This entry was added in November 2025.

One of the joys of English having no central authority: it’s cromulated solely by the words we choose to use.

— brought to you by a nonsenser

Duct tape is colloquially known as jeesusteippi

Fact: 90% of kids go to bed right before they’re about to see santa

C’est « NORMAL »

Happy Sunday ‼️ Happy Sunday ‼️ Happy Sunday ‼️
Invest your money and make a lot of profit, don’t just sit there and watch people earn.

i don’t think your mind should constantly be connected here

Well, yes. Being cute and feisty, how about that? You wanna get REDACTED? Huh? Whatever.

You are cute, but please don’t get pregnant again.

Indeed, REDACTED supports the use of wired headphones through a jack socket. You can enjoy music on this device with both wired headphones and Bluetooth headphones.

Solo scatti iconici

lulu untuk semua

Do You Think God Stays in Heaven Because He too Lives in Fear of What He’s Created?

cats rolling around like it’s a hurricane

No, I don’t want to be murdered by my users. Hell hath no fury like an accountant who can’t use MSEXCEL.

unnecessary yet highly useful

oh salagadou la menchikabou la bibidi babidi bou

Could’ve solved world hunger but funded fascists instead.

the cubes when i circle them

PONOROGO
KOTA REOG

whats ur reason for living?? i need lifespo

billionaires bond villains

i forgot to exist

back when it all made sense

le goat en personne
le goat
on vous adore (le goat)

The best way to predict the future is to create it.

1. Save energy at home
2. Change your home’s source of energy
3. Walk, bike or take public transport
4. Switch to an electric vehicle
5. Consider your travel
6. Reduce, reuse, repair and recycle
7. Eat more vegetables
8. Throw away less food
9. Clean up your environment
10. Speak up

Can Nonsense Save the WORLD ?

I love cruising with my homies

I love messing with yo mind!!

makes whole nonsense batches

“It’s low effort November!!” I think you’re bad at low effort, friend.

Leans to the left. Full of woke nonsense & happy about it.

Sometimes meticulously write nonsense from something fantastical, but usually just take nonsense from stuff.

bisexual hermaphroducing individuals

There are as many as 12,000 species of phones throughout the world.

FOLLOW TO SEE MY CURRENT NONSENSE

Do you also have a friend who’s copying your life? I have a friend who isn’t creative at all - I feel like he’s a life leech or something. Whatever I do that works, he copies it.

eurice

PELAN-PELAN! BANYAK IKAN!

java is the key

Bullying is Not Innovation

ANGRY KITTY!

AGITATED KITTY

I appreciate the offer, but I don’t know how to communicate with the machine.

Caring too much is both your greatest strength and your greatest weakness.

you’re algorithmically guilty by default

Good job everyone. Five stars. Would democracy again.
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐

GET COUCHED

You must protect your sunset at all times.

No. You’re COOKED!

Look around you. WAKE UP!!! (serj tankian emoji)

If you think about it, even processing nonsense requires a higher level of intelligence.

Sure, anyone can make nonsense, but the best nonsense tend to be from someone who’s intelligent enough to make (non)sense of it.