Caution: Do not point at self or others; Product will squirt when squeezed.

I’ll make your whole week & you’ll make my hole weak. 🪤🪤

I’m not going home until he’s home :(((

I find you GREAT!

(syarat bisa membuka sandi kunci HP)

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Nadia is a mini UPS

Man screaming. I hear nothing in the woods.

your meeting with luna has been successfully scheduled. be there. or else.

Every time I need a pick-me-up i look at this channel and smile

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Why is the uhhhhhhh

lips

for biting

The secret to building the nonsense platform people love? Listen.

i swear if i get banned, because this is not even a good clip

QUEBEC LECLERC

Android apps, on your iPhone. Somehow, don’t ask.

During this ceremony, a stack of cash was displayed in front.

tiramisu is gay lasagna

merhaba

*Not for pregnant women and infants

40 Hari Menjemput Kehamilan

cara mengubah tka menjadi

IS THAT A GUBBY!?!?
GUBBY THIS, GUBBY THAT,
GUBBY WI-FI, GUBBY RAM,
GUBBY STEAK, GUBBY HAM,
GUBBY COMING FROM JAPAN!

Do you know what else is goated? You. Not just you, but low-key everybody in here.

I’m in my pottery era

worm.Smooooothhh~~

Don’t worry; it doesn’t improve

we are all gay lazy bums

give me 4 business days

You’ll want to invest in some sports bras.

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You may find yourself more assertive and more prone to being dominant and/or a top.

You are going to be hungry.

Which regrets can you live with? The regret of having tried something big to make your life better, and of having it not work out in the end?

…or the regret of having never lived your own life at all?

What sort of life do you want to lead? Because it won’t happen if you never try.

Not choosing is a choice.

So, yeah, they sound easy, but they’re not.

Letting go of people who only loved you conditionally sucks almost as much as realizing that their love was conditional in the first place.

And yeah, you’re right. You won’t.

So, why are you so afraid of this specific thing, this incredibly unlikely percentage of a percentage of a percentage? Why does it haunt you so?

it is proven, nonsense never dies
[the crowd cheers]

In any large enough group, there’ll be someone who does any given thing sooner or later. That’s just statistics plus time.

Fih

If you’re looking for one disaster story about almost anything, you’ll find it somewhere.

Be honest with yourself: how much nonsense would a $200,000 payday earn from you? That’s life-changing money.

Relax. Everything will be fine. Not for you, of course. But somewhere, things are fine for somebody.

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collect my skittles

moi : priorité c’est de réussir. lainnya 🙏😭🤣🤌