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• Chicken General = Heneral?

The NWO has already spread to all 4 continents.

There’s a 11:26:41 PM on your lawn. Better go catch it!

According to all known laws of unknown. could be very problematic by the 59 degrees of 11:26:41 PM Reality. More at 1…

M’sia S’pore

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Fresh, Fast, Fiesta

Floogel Flexmini

son

Truck: COLD DRINKS

Xedaulatan Rakyat

imagine you are having a walk and happen to see a stranger talking to air

I like learning… for the sake of learning. Not grades. Not numbers. Please, you need to get this right.

I feel impostor syndrome at times

ibarat menggunakan AI‼️ (Absurd Intelligence)

for the shock value

what is a nonsense depends on how you define a nonsense

The use of proprietary tools is what makes me losing.

time to grind in

Well, if anyone else has used ‘it’, then they’ve definitely relied on ‘it’, right? No, that’s just called pragmatism—I happen to code my spreadsheet, so that’s why it looks like that! No, I definitely didn’t rely on ‘it’ much.

They say to only use the “BS generator” if you don’t care. Well, I don’t really care about it, so that’s what I’m in for. I only suggest that you don’t enroll me in more stuff that I just don’t know anymore because I’m trying to focus in a thing I wanted to do anyway but can’t because I feel bad about it in the first place.

Oh, so now they’ve put the “disclaimer” on not to use the BS generator even though it’s just using software. Well, I suck on using the software, too bad.

And even then, it’s “supposedly fine” if I don’t “succeed” or whatever. It’s just for the “credentials”.

Five. Hundred. Containers.

Goddammit my calendar emoji is accurate

Nothing cheers up a man faster than becoming a woman.

Be honest. Why do you have boobs?

Just because I’m an adult now doesn’t mean I’m not capable of being cringe. I’m still capable of being cringe.

You really need to see the Minions in Blu-ray 😭

• My tummy hurts…
• …because your steak was too juicy :’)

Spoken like a true secret billionaire. “My problem isn’t the money. It’s the principle of it all.”

I made a website.

So I made a website and an app that shows you creative text entries with rich formatting and media that is all free and open source.

Wow! So understimulating.

My lobster too buttery!
My steak too juicy!!
My content… TOO ABUNDANT!!!!!

Hot is now officially a new gender

is he the gay ? does he have the trans ?? and what the REDACTED is in his pants ?!!

I speak good Russian, yes.

the sing-songiness of your voice

Everything is normal, just the fact that there are varieties.

Remember that in biology, nothing is not normal.

I don’t really have a reason to argue with 12V going through my body.

I cannot complain about the actual science and history if those were actually true. Too bad that we almost forgot about them.

Yang ragu-ragu… silakan duduk di rumah aja.

Conduct intercourse with yourself

Samseng, what you want, you nak gaduh dengan saya? Ini time.

Fahk yew. FAHK YEW!

The dynamic ö, it’s the dynamic island but with meatball flavor

A bit of kissing action here…

Why would it… be not fair…?

Yep, the tech bros are back to clean your house and even cook for you—all in the name of training humanoid robots to do those same tasks.