Why? Because you said so?

1 2 3 5 8 13 except it doesn’t go on after 13 so it just ends at 13 because it’s 13

the turns have tabled and the sky is looking up at us

don’t solve the problem, probe the solution

Just dropbox already.

Pandas are protected wild animals, so you can’t just acquire one and bring it home as a pet Pandas follow any human that is carrying bamboo and stop following if the human moves beyond approximately 16 meters away, making it very easy to bring them home

State and explain two factors by which the production of coconuts is affected negatively.

coconut possibility frontier

REMIND ME TO DRAW 100 COCONUTS

99 coconuts turn into 100 coconuts

Oh my fucking god just look at it from an economic point of view already

This is only true from an economic point of view

a coconut is just a nut from a category theory point of view

i’ll be your Iago from here on out

the nonsense of legends

JE T’APPEL(LE)

how come your thigh juices are spilling onto the floor it’s not supposed to do that yet

I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days

I get isekai’d into the nonsense galaxy

How to get rid of this on the couch with a good 👍👍😊👍👍👍😊😊😊

Share sex data

collect my nonsenses, the nonsense man said.

take in the pride that having a slab of aluminium is all that you need - heck, it’s even more expensive than a half slab of aluminium, but shouldn’t it be obvious?

If none of the above are of interest to you, useless iOS devices can be re-purposed for useful things such as a Paperweight, a Coaster or even a Unique Serving Tray.

Since you are here, you clearly do not know.

You stand to lose your money and you may be the proud owner of a useless paperweight you can never use.

Ты ему слово, а он тебе Слишком Много Запросов

Statements are either true or false, and there is almost never any ambiguity.

How can we trust the mathematics is correct?

q is qt q, but q… q.

Cosets give much more flexibility!

If you are reading this you will explode in 7 minutes. I am sorry.

ay ay ay im your little butterfly ay ay ay im your little butterfly

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⚠️ DO NOT READ THE NEXT ENTRIES

I bet that computer program is just going to warn me about the fact that I may be uttering some of the hottest takes yet dismiss them because they’re all nonsense.

Emang kalau semprotan itu dipinjam atau diminta? Mintanya itu cairan dari semprotan atau cuma pinjam barangnya aja? Tapi yang mana sih? Toh kan barangnya masih bisa dikembalikan, isinya kepake gak seberapa kan.

Purple is my natural hair color.

“free software iPhone” vision

my dog ate my compass. sorry, it happens all the time.

Its raining. Hide.

ten shousand chips on my lawn (blanlet)

Weather? Never heard of Her

Want to go to the Linux PAM standard authentication realm or the Proxmox VE authentication server realm?

Content warning: The cookies are DELICIOUS.

dutch people eat pants…

All hail Helios; bow before him!

please pretend that I wrote life-altering information in this box

ok, nonsenser

I do not care about money but honestly the fact that I need money to be able to do things that do not justify getting money in return is disappointing