paws at Visitor 🥺

why is Visitor so homo gay sexual

genuinely? meow

you know what they say, you can’t crush garlic with good intentions

Hmm Hmmz

• Oh my god, you have street names in « couscous » language?
• Yes Kevin. We do.
• Fuck. And you can display the transport lines in your « couscous » mountains?
• Yes Kevin, we have some.

Life, uh, finds a way.

Proud of them for raising two kids, creating an interracial family, investing in a orange harvesting company and growing their own farm

SMART GOOGLE T

Great job, low pay.

DEMI TEMPE!

Don’t body slam me. Don’t body slam me. Do not body slam me. DO NOT BODY SLAM!

please, things just happen

maybe I’m the problem
…
🎶

EJIAO BUXUE KOUFUYE

Stern yourself to be neutral in every way

Do you make no-(n)-sense?
Then you’re in the right place!

i use all ram and phone give the stuff that need ram the allocated ram extra

Thank god I don’t have covid

COVID-19: Negative
HIV: Positive
Chlamydia: Positive
Hepatitis A: Positive
Hepatitis B: Positive
Hepatitis C: Positive
Gonorrhea: Positive
Syphilis: Positive
Large Penis: Positive
Herpes 1: Positive

surviving off chorus fruit right now, this stuff makes me feel kinda weird and disoriented though

Sensonse (evil)

ONCE AGAIN, I OWN YOU

malachite is tight for the sun is bright

Kinda wild how a sequence of words can cause emotional responses

What’s the difference qqqqqqqq1q

why does your nose go like pchuchu

Five. Hundred. Gays.

Implementation of IEEE 1394 is said to require use of 261 issued international patents held by ten corporations.

STOP SAYING “NONSENSES”

How to Pick Up a Duck

Step 1: Find a duck. Have you found your duck?
Step 2: Place your hand underneath the duck, palm side up, and lift the duck.

Congratulations! You have now picked up a duck.

How to Un-pickup a Duck

Step 1: Pick up a duck. Have you picked up a duck?
Step 2: Slowly lower the duck until its cheese feet have touched the ground.
Step 3: Release the duck.

Congratulations! You are no longer holding a duck.

How to Pick Up a Duck — Common Problems and Mistakes

So, you’ve found yourself a duck, but you find yourself chasing after it—don’t do this. If you’re behind, that should remind you that it’s wrong. If you chase a duck, it will run; so get in front of the duck and introduce yourself and state your intentions.

Hello, Duck.
My name is (Human Name)
and I’m going to pick you up now.

Place your hand firmly underneath the duck palm-side up and lift.

Congratulations! You are now holding a duck.

New Achievement Unlocked: “Pick Up a Duck”

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a Compilation of Quickies

eepiness is made by the big eepy to make you eep

SOTO GORENG SARJANA

MAAFSEDANG -PENGISIAN LN

YOUR JORDANS ARE FAKEEEEE!!!!

its okay if done in modernisation

ABSOLUTELY BALI

the oven is on fire that’s how good this is…. wait~ THE OVEN IS ON FIRE

psst hey kid you wanna buy a mikrotik

If you hate it, automate it

You don’t need a philosophy background. You need genuine curiosity and willingness to slow down and read carefully.

steak on stake

I took the German or Autistic diagnostic and I’m apparently just German. Kant would approve.

You are difficult to work with in the ways all serious people are difficult to work with. This is not a diagnosis. It is a compliment.

OUR HEAVENLY FATHER IS YAHWEH

my bike is making beats 💀 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 ‼️

im so meow pilled

Wake on plug

A resort Called Home