i took a nap just to find out i slept for 24 hours

i took a nap just to find a boat next to my bed

How to make a mint pill prescense detector

It needs to be connected to the Internet as an IoT device. Give it a WiFi module. Add Bluetooth connectivity. So that you always know where it is add GPS.

Make it rechargeable through USB.

Audio alarm for critically low mint contents.

Touchscreen display.

Make it so it needs an app on your phone to operate it, with apps for both android and iOS. Use two factor authentication. Make the apps highly resource-intensive yet utterly useless. Fail to update the app for the next iOS release effectively bricking the device.

Roll out regular updates to the firmware, which remove features and put them behind a paywall.

Instead of an actual instruction manual, give a QR code that links to the instructions on the internet. Make users create an account to access the instructions. Creating an account should require the user to give the name of their grandmother’s neighbour’s cat. Make the process time out if the user hesitates for more than one second. If the user actually gets to the instructions they should consist entirely of meaningless pictograms and be for the wrong version of the device.

Require an extra paid-for plug-in before the device will even function.

Mints not included.

I’m a REDACTED person who easy to interact and buil the positive relation each other.

When In Doubt
Chill Out

PROPERTY OF

Panish

Print screen!

make sure you choose a password that contains capital letters, numbers, and special symbols so that someday the data broker who purchases your info can go “ooh good password” after your login details are inevitably leaked in a data breach you can do nothing to prevent

BALAI BESAR INSEMINASI BUATAN

HOME
OF THE NONSENSERS

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the Piranhaz

Donate to the open source software you use!!! ☝️😠

savé le planète

Mmm, beautiful angular form.
My love for polylines has paid off

how to do stuff

yamimi, yamimi, ra ra ra

rustup girl

HOW TO MANAGE PASSWORDS SECURELY

• Change Them Regularly
• Dont Leave Them On Your Desk
• Dont Loan Them To Anyone
• Creating Strong Passwords And Remembering Them

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MAXXIO Luxio

jungle
padel

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K kalísarí

You cannot walk into my house, insult my furniture, and then declare I’m not allowed to respond.

Shànghái TV Tower

di mana pun - tirani harus tumbang!

apa sih ini pak dunia ini

Let Love Grow

nonsense begets nonsense

acer
jade

It should’ve been “AI/ML”, not just “AI”

No! Back to the point!

This is so fallacious I had glee in the atici…

afterboob

sorry, same nonsense

Hi dear Manager ,how are you

ala bin ala ban ala bin bon ban

Is half that + way too much™ enough?

The Titanic incident was actually completely intentional and done to avoid a zombie apocalypse

read Marx and Engels

alias ebash="bash"

uwu owo wawa

jumpscare

don’t dead open inside

insert sitcom audience laugh

do you know that the most popular letter in english words is “e”

fly on the windscreen