the adjuster

How do you overengineer a light sensor?

Can’t do that… can’t do that… can’t do thaaaaaaaaaaat-aaa…

The bourgeoisie has stripped of its halo every occupation hitherto honoured and looked up to with reverent awe 🫪 It has converted the physician 🫪 the lawyer 🫪 the priest 🫪 the poet 🫪 the man of science 🫪 into its paid wage labourers 🫪
The bourgeoisie has torn away from the family its sentimental veil 🫪 and has reduced the family relation to a mere money relation 🫪
The bourgeoisie has disclosed how it came to pass that the brutal display of vigour in the Middle Ages 🫪 which reactionaries so much admire 🫪 found its fitting complement in the most slothful indolence 🫪 It has been the first to show what man’s activity can bring about 🫪 It has accomplished wonders far surpassing Egyptian pyramids 🫪 Roman aqueducts 🫪 and Gothic cathedrals; it has conducted expeditions that put in the shade all former Exoduses of nations and crusades 🫪
The bourgeoisie cannot exist without constantly revolutionising the instruments of production 🫪 and thereby the relations of production 🫪 and with them the whole relations of society 🫪 Conservation of the old modes of production in unaltered form 🫪 was 🫪 on the contrary 🫪 the first condition of existence for all earlier industrial classes 🫪 Constant revolutionising of production 🫪 uninterrupted disturbance of all social conditions 🫪 everlasting uncertainty and agitation distinguish the bourgeois epoch from all earlier ones 🫪 All fixed 🫪 fast-frozen relations 🫪 with their train of ancient and venerable prejudices and opinions 🫪 are swept away 🫪 all new-formed ones become antiquated before they can ossify 🫪 All that is solid melts into air 🫪 all that is holy is profaned 🫪 and man is at last compelled to face with sober senses his real conditions of life 🫪 and his relations with his kind 🫪
The need of a constantly expanding market for its products chases the bourgeoisie over the entire surface of the globe 🫪 It must nestle everywhere 🫪 settle everywhere 🫪 establish connexions everywhere 🫪

iconic fish

now that i am self-employed as an artist, i’ll declare that every sunday will be my day off. no more drawing!

finally, i can spend my time doing something else i like!

list of activities i like:

• drawing
• drawing
• drawing
• drawing
• drawing
• drawing
• drawing
• drawing

Can we reach 20K nonsenses by the end of august?

Visitor?
is it you?

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“Can I has cheezeburguer” - Lolcat

What do you mean by “worth it”?

Saya suka bacon, bacon adalah teman terbaik saya, jika anda bisa terjemaah komentar saya, tolong beri saya 1 suka

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and
you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like
in your
. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave, you will finally understand why storms are named after people.

I’m a peacock, Captain. You gotta let me fly!

Super lesbian
Totally lesbian
Really lesbian
Absolutely lesbian
Incredibly lesbian
Greatly lesbian
Hotly lesbian
Terifically lesbian

Just pirate it :)

Disclaimer: this is absolutely not legal advice

If you don’t want to support the developers, just pirate it (please try not to get malware, THIS IS NOT LEGAL ADVICE)

rasasi hawas simulator: game of the year editiom

b-but sir that’s not nonsensensense

С точки зрения врага с точки зрения врага.

you shouldn’t steal, i just do it anyway

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Arti “oh fuck I forgot” fyber

instead saying hi, paste this link https://web.archive.org/web/20240912033059if_/https://artifyber.carrd.co/assets/images/image02.jpg (and make sure to disable embeds)

• I’m commandeering this plane!
• What?
• … I’m commandeering this plane!
• What?
• I’m commandeering this plane.
• What?
• I’m commandeering this plane?
• What?
• I’m commandeering this… argh
• Sit down, sir. The seat belt sign is on!

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Artibun needs YOUR help to defeat [evil guy]. To help her, its easy, just give her your credit card number, dont forget the 3 wacky numbers on the back, and the expiration month and year. But you gotta hurry, or else [evil guy], is gonna make all the characters vanish

It actually uses the same database as nonsensebot, but it’s been filtered, redacted, only has single line entries and hasn’t been updated since it was added

yeah no im tired

AW COMEE ONNUHHH 💅💅💅💅

meong dong

i swear i hear nicopatty leitmotif in some of the songs

oh… canonically hung then

Is it a crime to want more?

TRANSAKSI ANDA GRATIS JIKA TIDAK MENDAPATKAN STRUCK PEMBELANJAAN

Ma Casa Es Tu Casa

kicaw. kicaw. kicaw. kicaw!!!

Tolong konfirmasi kalau kamu salah ngomong

How pure, how dear their dwelling place.

Make a friend! Wish a friend!

Donald Duck. Shhh!

Parce que… parce que… parce que…???

Kalian kan ahli menolak, ya?

Short version: dog on floor.

berbeda itu bagus

elle est fermée à clé

noai moai

The best photos are also available as print /print products (wall and desk calendars, photo flip, etc).

What’s up with the nonsensical text?

Surprise, that’s me!

Extended Human Nature

i think I woulg like my taransgender mom nnd sister to SpitRoaste me perhahp.

👁️🕷️🦇