Pissing and shitting on the floor will no longer be tolerated

harmless prank prankless harm

Peace love and death by molemen

Why does my keyboard have stick drift?

WHY IS IT EVERYWHERE???
WHY DOES IT SEEK ME!?

the ass pounding council seeks you

Excuse me for the rest of my life.

Hi friends, look at us! We did it! We reached 20,000 entries, that is amazing! Thank you so much! If you are new around here… hi, welcome to the fam! I’m Linerly, let’s explore.

Okay…

It, it, it. Siri is an it. Not… not a human. No human.

you are a depressed banana I met

I wish there was an app called Appendix Dominating Death, but there’s not.

Do you want to build a snowman corporation?

Visitor, do you like the ball in the sink?

MONEY: DID YOU BUY THE STOCK

Get that nucleus… Oop, too late!

please do not demonetize me

I translated nonsense into too many languages using Google Translate

Brit-ish

If you feed your kids frozen pizza and chicken nuggets and other frozen foods for dinner you are a terrible parent. I don’t care how busy you are. Find the time. Find the time to microwave them.

As a personal trainer and nutritionist, this is terrible parenting. You can’t microwave your kids.

Not with that kind of attitude you can’t. As a motivational speaker, let me tell you you can do anything you set your mind to do, don’t let anyone in the internet tell you otherwise.

I love optimism but as a clinical psychologist I am gonna tell you otherwise, telling parents they can do anything they ser their minds to is toxic positivity and if you’re struggling it’s not because you’re not trying hard enough, a better message might be “if they don’t fit in the microwave, try the air fryer, it’s quicker.”

As a medical doctor with a masters in nutritional research, I can tell you most air fryers are in fact smaller than most microwaves. So if you’re struggling to fit your kids in either of these, then dip them in seed oils and try the oven.

As a fitness coach specializing in fat loss, I can tell you that cooking with seed oils is a terrible idea, all fats contain 9 calories per gram and baking increases the glycemic index of your food, you should steam your kids to reduce the calories and maintain their nutrient density.

Steaming? Where are you gonna get a steamer that large? As an old fat woman in the Midwest that reviews crazy cooking content, I’ve gotta say the only way to do this is barbecuing. Do it low and slow over a fire at about 250, use a fantastic binder, your favorite meat rub, rotate it every half hour, use some apple cider vinegar and your end result is gonna be out of this world.

As a British man and a connoisseur of the beige buffet, I have to say you lot are putting far too much effort into this. Nobody has time for barbecuing or steaming. If you want decent results, you just need to cover them in a thick layer of batter and then lob them straight into the deep fat fryer. Leave them there for about 10 to 15 minutes until they are nice, crispy and golden brown. Serve them up with some potato smiley faces and a massive puddle of gravy. Quick, easy, completely beige. Stop making life so difficult.

Put the key on the station of ON, the LED of ON/OFF will become red, it mean open machine. When machine on working, it auto on the FM station. Link cable of charge to the DC 5V port with PC, the LED of charge will become red, it mean charging. Charge full the battery of Li-Po almost need 2 - 2.5 hours.

Where to wear clothing?

Goated Nonsense

Golden hour nonsensing

You know what? Chicken butt. 😂
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Nonsense will never die!

Extra protection to your dedek.

Wait I have a better one:
“If you are depressed, you are living in the past.
If you are anxious, you are living in the future.
If you’re at peace, then you’re living in the present.”

There is a saying:
“Yesterday is History,
Tomorrow’s a Mystery,
but today is a gift.
That’s why it’s called the present”

Visitor, sini! Aku mau klarifikasi!

uranus

good moaning

I like people. A lot. I like to say I hate people but I like people. If you’re reading this, I love you.

important bouncing in the countryside.

diagonal zippers.

have a good time, all the time; that’s my philosophy.

I’m quietly envious of queer people’s.

none of that or anything else

company sponsored bombing

you.

here’s a survival tip for y’all: try not to die

What would NonsenseBot (or R3DBOT) sound like if it has its own voice to read out nonsense entries for us?

Cantik sekali, merupakan sebuah frasa yang menggambarkan sesuatu menurut sang pemuja ialah yang terindah baginya. Rambutnya yang hitam dan panjang, matanya yang besar dan kecil pada satu sisi, bentuk wajah yang sangat molek. Sungguh sempurna, kurasa Tuhan tengah bergembira disaat ia menciptakan dirimu.

SUPER MEGA DIGGER 3000 ULTIMATE 2.0

(explodes when battery gets empty)

This is a game about digging a hole. That’s it… a perfectly normal hole. I swear there’s nothing weird or creepy going on at all it’s just a game about digging a hole.

holy meow

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The origin has been unregistered from Argo Tunnel

You have mail in /var/mail/root

So I cried, I cried…

cuenta, cuenta (say… that you
me)
cuenta, cuenta (forget that you
me)
cuenta, cuenta (pretend that you
me)
cuenta, cuenta (
that you
me~)

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