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Welcome back, Visitor
It’s been 79 days.

what if time was sideways

Cannot sleep. Mind too active.

Holy hell!

Canada is just short for conditioner

yeah Anthill is full of payload

fabric is a deprecated extension

Yeah it’s just the CCI (Company of Complete Idiots)

yeah America is full of psycho

You should take me with you!

termux takes 5.6 gb of storage on my tablet

If you can’t see it, it’s not there…

Hmm, let me think…

“Surströmming” is Swedish for “Cat”

“Dinner” in Swedish is “Köttbullar”

Condom is just short for condiment

i am known as a Developer at the Nontrinsic Labs ™

Что означает слово «почему» по-русски?

Yeah thanks
Now I just gotta hire a trans

I am at My Fucking Limit

Advancing Nonsense for Humanity

So apparently balloons are now banned from the server, that’s so stupid
Wait was balloons in quotes? Weird…

This game is now older than me

pour yourself a biiiig glass of meaningful milk

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discriminate via. the one i left outside

When I drop my first full-length solo album, should I sell physical vinyls filled with mercury and battery acid?

Apple汉语怎么说？

they told me to google it
https://www.google.com/search?q=it

what’s a wabbit?

translate it one word at a time

nonsense database screenshot

yonkagore

toast a toast in the toaster

listens to YonKaGor by Azka Zavian

why does firefox want to “count my keys”?

If you’re dishonest, we don’t want to do business with you.

do you ever feel, like a plastic bag?

MAAF JIKA “ HARGA NAIK ” UNTUK SEBAGIAN BESAR MENU

MOHON DIPERHATIKAN!!

• KOMPOSISI MENU
• PILIH 5 BATU UKURAN BESAR/UTUH
• PASTIKAN KEKUATAN PLASTIK/DOUBLE
• PERHATIKAN BEDA LATTE & CAPPUCCINO
• “FROTNINE” PROSES YG BENAR AKAN MENGELUARKAN SUARA “BERKECIT PELAN”
• TOLAK/MEMBATALKAN JIKA KONDISI UANG TDK MEYAKINKAN
• RAPIKAN SEGERA BARANG DATANG DAN PERHATIKAN ” FIRST IN FIRST OUT”
• JAGA KEBERSIHAN SELALU

“SAMPAH BARU RABU & MINGGU SHIFT 2”

[nonsense/internetphoneoperatingsystem:main] 1 new commit
(REDACTED) Added translation using Weblate (Meatballs)
- God

hiiiiiiii…. hi-hi-hi-hiiiiii~~

This is a motherfucking website.

And it’s fucking perfect.

Seriously, what the fuck else do you want?

You probably build websites and think your shit is special. You think your 13 megabyte parallax-ative home page is going to get you some fucking Awwward banner you can glue to the top corner of your site. You think your 40-pound jQuery file and 83 polyfills give IE7 a boner because it finally has box-shadow. Wrong, motherfucker. Let me describe your perfect-ass website:

• Shit’s lightweight and loads fast
• Fits on all your shitty screens
• Looks the same in all your shitty browsers
• The motherfucker’s accessible to every asshole that visits your site
• Shit’s legible and gets your fucking point across (if you had one instead of just 5mb pics of hipsters drinking coffee)

Well guess what, motherfucker:

You. Are. Over-designing. Look at this shit. It’s a motherfucking website. Why the fuck do you need to animate a fucking trendy-ass banner flag when I hover over that useless piece of shit? You spent hours on it and added 80 kilobytes to your fucking site, and some motherfucker jabbing at it on their iPad with fat sausage fingers will never see that shit. Not to mention blind people will never see that shit, but they don’t see any of your shitty shit.

You never knew it, but this is your perfect website. Here’s why.

It’s fucking lightweight

This entire page weighs less than the gradient-meshed facebook logo on your fucking Wordpress site. Did you seriously load 100kb of jQuery UI just so you could animate the fucking background color of a div? You loaded all 7 fontfaces of a shitty webfont just so you could say “Hi.” at 100px height at the beginning of your site? You piece of shit.

It’s responsive

You dumbass. You thought you needed media queries to be responsive, but no. Responsive means that it responds to whatever motherfucking screensize it’s viewed on. This site doesn’t care if you’re on an iMac or a motherfucking Tamagotchi.

It fucking works

Look at this shit. You can read it … that is, if you can read, motherfucker. It makes sense. It has motherfucking hierarchy. It’s using HTML5 tags so you and your bitch-ass browser know what the fuck’s in this fucking site. That’s semantics, motherfucker.

It has content on the fucking screen. Your site has three bylines and link to your dribbble account, but you spread it over 7 full screens and make me click some bobbing button to show me how cool the jQuery ScrollTo plugin is.

Cross-browser compatibility? Load this motherfucker in IE6. I fucking dare you.

This is a website. Look at it. You’ve never seen one before.

Like the man who’s never grown out his beard has no idea what his true natural state is, you have no fucking idea what a website is. All you have ever seen are shitty skeuomorphic bastardizations of what should be text communicating a fucking message. This is a real, naked website. Look at it. It’s fucking beautiful.

Yes, this is fucking satire, you fuck

I’m not actually saying your shitty site should look like this. What I’m saying is that all the problems we have with websites are ones we create ourselves. Websites aren’t broken by default, they are functional, high-performing, and accessible. You break them. You son-of-a-bitch.

“Good design is as little design as possible.”
- some German motherfucker

I. AM. BREAKFAST!!

yo this house is uhhh… banana

beli beli beli… beli spikoe… bliblibli..
blblblblblbliiii……

🐡

Ye

HUNDREDS OF NONSENSE

Kehidupan kuliahmu dimulai pada waktu Oweek.

Siri, lack of compassion and we give birth.