If possible, just don’t eat simple carbs.

Comparison Based on Your Mother’s Sister’s Daughter’s Mother’s Sister’s Kid

Like it or not, sales is the best feedback for anything.

The key step in processing white rice is just to remove the outer husk, the BRrAAAAHN and gEEEERHMM~

Finally, for science, we need to look at the worst thing of all: amount of processing.

Noodles is the lesser of two evils, so noodles win here.

Yah, very pathetic.

The lower the GL, the better it is.

Glycemic load, not girls’ love!

The fewer calories, the better it is.

we all thought that the world is made up of fire, water, earth, and air, right?

• Um… what is this called again?
• 生面
• English, ya bodoh.
• Noodles.
• Oh…

We have to be very specific in our choice.

Whatever is popular in the US, it’ll be popular everywhere.

If you have to choose between white rice and noodles, choose the third option: nothing.

I got to be careful with my words here, right?

It’s kind of like voice chat without voice chat.

Have you considered… boat?

Did you make it? Did you survive? Let’s talk about the good news now.

Why is that up there going down?

Everyone can’t be everything.

It’s not every day we have good news.

you’re going to have to be a little bit more specific, sir

Current goal: Spread positivity

post-rage clarity

Are you still reading?

w+s

How was YOUR experience with Nontrinsic?

(if you’ve used the app, that is)

i gotta act like a pet

Like, how hard is it to not do this in the first place anyway?

*THE SENSE SITUATION*

What a confusing assortment of things. Wow.

I’d love to know when he gave up.

(shall remain nameless)

This might be the best one you people have ever seen.

Oh my god, I just noticed no sheets either.

Proper ty of Appl e; Not for sal e
“Thi s devi ce has not been
aut hor ized as requi red by the rules
of the Feder al Co muni cat ions
Com missi on. Thi s devi ce is not,
and may not be off er ed for sal e or
lease, or sol d or leased, unt il
aut hor izat ion is obt ai ned. “

The cutout is for iPhone 5c only.

proceeds to put iPod touch 7

[BUSTED]

How’s it going guys? I’ve got a… small bucket, a modest bucket full of unique, rare, prototype, unreleased Apple accessories.

It was easier than buying the estrogen!

I wanna play games here, are you able to show me the different sections?

What does the galaxy sound like?

I’d like to interjacu… fucking hell

Would you like to sync your saves using webdav, icloud, icloud or null?

a synonym so good it could thrash a microchip

90% CAT
10% FISH

antiboyotics

I think they’re scared their nonsense source is gonna go away

seasonal depression

you may not look like me

drops of rain for the united states