Who is yoloing?

baby i just don’t even know anymore, like, how you do it? It’s 10am already, big baggy purple navy eyes track the clock, dark grey room disturbed by the spinning blades and the hallux choking the bar, is that really it???

or perhaps… we thinking about something in the background?

when you think about breaking a loop, do you do it from the innards, or from the top corner?

i always thought that you would, or that i could get a sort of connection to you, even remotely sly, by simply sharing and caring, but wings, that is simply not the case 1 fears…

perhaps they picked Lester out of lest? that could be pretty neat, as that is ever so mild but very fitting ya know?

obeys down

time to close the eyes i guess, and reach for tomorrow once and for all

you know, the economy’s unpredictable, right?

the idea of cheap marketing is itself cheap marketing

very fast GDP growth and high unemployment

oh my gOD THE RAINBOWS ARE COMING AFTER ME

why do you have a basket of baskets

celeron or celery

• What’s next week?
• Your developer conference?!

When I click on a recipe, I want it to show me how to do it. Thank you… :)

Lessons in Non-Sensical Culture

I could do a Greek chicken power bowl.

user caught cheating gemini from chatgpt

Soon after Claude Cowork was released, $285 billion in market value vanished overnight.

can someone eat my iqs? i have too many of them

professional warmth

idk how to non sensify this but this is funny

dude i think i just burnt my water, it tastes… smoky

this isn’t the bad part

Nothing’s happening, nothing’s happening, nothing’s happening, little things happen, and then boom, it goes crazy.

Once Encountered, Nonsense Is Certain

CC (clopen captions)

the Asian Financial Crisis is happening again in slow motion

One of the reasons Singapore is so successful is because its neighbors are so incompetent and corrupt

state-led capitalism

Fried food. What’s not to love?

deep fried stocks

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I can’t think of a scenario where I would want to fake a memory like this… let alone of my children, AND I DON’T EVEN HAVE ANY CHILDREN!

Play the clip!

Blue… brings out my eyes.

why we mainly see zippers on clothes and not so much on bank vaults

First, let’s focus on the positive. I’m a positive guy, I like to spread ✨ joy ✨ I prefer to talk about things I like… not things I don’t like

successful nonsenser 🟤

bobbing for anything

You can’t pull me over – I’m not a car!

Gary Busey

You should google Reddit

I often hold still and stare ominously into security cameras, on the off chance someone’s watching.

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✨ PR stunt ✨⭕ ✅ ✅ ✅

Do not trespass while playing REDACTED

engage peril帕凯是

“AI”, if, and only IF you WANT IT

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Suncle Moment

today i put artifyber music in the refrigerator

my life was peaceful as fuck

Mastadon

how do you store negative somethings