If nonsense is free, why aren’t all nonsense aluminium?

If code is free, why aren’t all apps native?

blop nwayne shoz libee! glod frük spïnen va frizor.

La science gothique

Nonsense at sea

🐀: squeeeek…. squeek…. squeek…. sdjfksdfhljakfjalkdaghdskjfahuwdsnviearjlkgw 🥺 🥺 💥 🥺 🥺

A skirt and a statistic.

gulps what an absolute babe

non sequiturd

Bart the borg barks to bark

Storing store storax in the thoracic cage’s storage

Prosperous BFA Families

Please mind the head between the train and the platform when you exit the train

HÁIWÀNG

The pull-to-refresh feature of iOS and iPadOS used in apps such as Safari is available in Safari.

Apple had a lot of balls. Mostly spinning beach balls.

LIGHT

Beese love you

the premium aluminium touch

Force Touch

#!/usr/bin/env bash
cat /dev/urandom | sed 's/g/q/g' > /dev/fb0

git blame

Why is the SAFETY BRIEFING IMPORTANT, this is ridiculous!

🚼🚫

stairs made of- DIORITE BALL

why is it entirely ball

YOUR ELEMENTAL POWER IS.. G R E E N

“ RESERVED ”

Non-sequit—ARTICHOKES!!!!!

🥐

The end goal is a family.

Author says there were ‘real concerns’ about David Walliams within publishing industry but with valorous on the side please

In Indonesia, there are 56 vehicles like that.

R E A L L I F E

Uuuh…. 驸马爷近前看端详上写着
秦香莲她三十二岁
状告当朝驸马郎
欺君王 藐皇上
悔婚男儿招东床
杀妻灭子良心丧
逼死寒妻在庙堂
将状纸押至了爷的大堂上
咬定了牙关你为哪桩？

Voglia considerare l’Antani

who let HP make printers

The Hairy Nonsense Theorem

I’m so fucking done with Preview on macOS when it comes to even adding a single image in a PDF

self-expression via body paint

gwenchana, gwenchana, gwenchana, gwenchana dan gwenchana, gwenchana, gwenchana, gwenchana manise~

I love apples. im The Apple Fan. i eat them whole and i get compared to a horse. in middle school id host “apple eating contests” and itd in reality be my classmates and orchestra teacher sitting around me watching in horror as i eat like 12 apples whole within a class bell (more like 15-20 minutes.)

the body can be so competent yet so incompetent

i live inside of an equal door

I understand that it can be difficult to tell the difference between a bush and a mailbox, so let me try to explain as educationally as I can:

• The green, long wall-like thing with branches on which leaves grow is a bush. Dogs like to pee on it.
  A good characteristic is that it is very irregular in shape.
• The black, not so wide but quite tall thing that has straight edges is a mailbox. Dogs don’t pee on it.
  If you are unsure whether something is a mailbox, you can look at the nameplate on it and whether there is some form of hatch. Bushes very rarely have these characteristics.
  A splash happens easily, but considering the amount that had penetrated the mailbox itself and - humor doesn’t fail me - so to speak pissed down a couple of bills, it was either a second movement of a camel or a small dog that had to empty itself properly.
  I also understand that shit happens, but tell me next time so you don’t have to deal with this.

complete gamma function integration

I appreciate everyone’s effort to give me solutions on how to remap it. I should’ve mentioned that this keyboard is connected to a Samsung tablet. I will see if theres anything i can do, but since guns are illegal in my country I sadly can’t shoot the key.
Thank you everyone!! 🤞🏻🫶🏼

BARITONE ALUMINIUM REHEARSAL

• Can I have some cup nudes?
• You mean cup noodles, right?
• No, cup nudes.
• I mean, if you say so..

Yeah that sounds left

Larporation

rahe el rah