Can you do some magic and bring me macaroni?

Central association for argonautic cabinets

Send me TVSSSS!

You don’t have a Napoleon on your balcony?

Your sewers are sponsored by Wonder Woman.

The chicken rocket is here as well??!

I have to send you down to Luigi…

YOU BRING BOSNIANS TO SCHOOL?!!

wow watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care

size of a cow song

i would crawl a mile over broken glass just to REDACTED his shadow

Clotheswasher and criminals daughters
Painted green 5 rooms 4 dolls and a l a m p
Family and friends
Kezia
The lamp
Ur crusty ur crusty ur crusty
Ur crusty

do NOT give a wizard a vial of piss he will drink it and say “ohhhh NOOOO, I thought that was a potion, but alas, it was piss” but he knew from the beginning he just drank it anyways

the perfect read to assuage your deserted island desperation

23 wag 24 wag 25 wag

this doesn’t resonate with me because it sounds like you wore a tail to school when you were REDACTED

I’m going to kill it because that’s how adults deal with things

They are like scarecrows thatched with encyclopedias

The electricity must not die die

This is not an orange

pollen in the arteries: normal?

There’s little rhyme and reason as to what my cranium retainiums

Part 2: Confession > self deprecation > reassurance > tough time > acceptance

THAT’S A SUSOICIOUS AMOUNT OF HORSES!

THAT’S A SUSOICIOUS AMOUNT OF HORSES!

THAT’S A SUSOICIOUS AMOUNT OF HORSES!

THAT’S A SUSOICIOUS AMOUNT OF HORSES!

THAT’S A SUSOICIOUS AMOUNT OF HORSES!

if i hurt you i will scream

scarecrow with beartrap for head

me, my coworker, and his vivid hallucinations!

spaghetti circulatory system

the wide string cheese

you’re the second person to say that

pasa water

Think about the fact that at least one person has died in the previous 104 years.

WHO’S ON WIZARD PISS DUTY???

what the fuck is a mathematic

my timbers? shivered

1st Case:

• Bathroom is always involved
• Being dragged by the neck
• Accidental nonsensicide

he holds him gently like a motherly burrito

quick + fast = quack

There is a disturbing lack of cottage cheese.

So here’s the thing about hunting in a flooded, thick-ass cornfield

Nasi goleng

Stop, full right. Far. Far right.

It’s purrsonal now 🐈

He tickles my pickle all night long,
He tickles my pickle under the sun

Now with macarons!

Tea Series (not T-Series)

what happened to oldmonia

pibienjay

how to help yourself help yourself help everyone help you

time to… cronch