DO NOT TOUCH BREAD WITH HANDS
PLEASE USE TONGUE

No romping in potato.

I want the girl juice now 🥺

Dont let some sums of digits ruin your calculations

but i could abstract and become a pretty horse

As a large language model…

hello can i come blow on a leaf for religious purposes

i got the runnne on the CRT

Strike a resonant aluminium platform with the penis.

ffffffffffffffffffffff

Strike a resonant wooden platform with a big wooden hammer with all your might.

both soloists (with a touch of panic)

*Strike any cluster of notes, low on the piano, using the palm of the hand

are monochrome?

mane MOKRA

C’est la merde la gestion d’authentification sur votre plateforme de merde Atlassian.

what a load of nonsense…

i didn’t know angles could sound this good

his singing is a right angle 🥺

It is imperative that the cylinder remains unharmed.

If you use Canva, you’re not a real graphic designer
If you use generative AI, you’re definitely not a real graphic designer

this is your call to kiss boys

In the neighborhood I grew up in there was this guy who would dress up as a psychoanalist and start hitting people with one of these divan chairs, which on one hand is impressive because the guy was freakin jacked - these chairs must weigh a ton. But on the other hand he kept yelling stuff about Freud being right in every way, and I knew that psychoanalisis is a pseudoscience and not a valid therapeutic framework, so that was a deeply disturbing thing for me as a kid. I know that therapy is good for you and all but every time I see a divan chair I get instantly reminded of the guy and fear he might come tell me how we should all be more like Freud and do
or something.

c i n e m a

🍺 👐

Fortunately though, there’s one trick to vanquish all foams:

Stick

your

finger!

A hot beer simply foams more than a cold one. Plus, it tastes like pee, and not even in a fun way.

Tetris has been banned for its graphic violent content

O deities of the science of sense! Is there any way I can side-step this mildly irritating thing that plagues my every waking moment?

Uhhh, maybe…? I don’t know???

[pained scream from the bottom of my soul]

█████████

Tuna have the survival instinct of.. uhh… a tuna.

e pericoloso sporgersi

should’ve eaten those bananas from 1713

• hoping for some gay stuff
• aint we all

We’re just a set of stem cells burning, don’t worry

THANATOS TOOK MY FUCKING NONSENSE

time to mine chicken metal

Now, if being on this planet has taught me anything is that fruits don’t typically undergo complete mitosis visible to the naked eye, so in order to save the planet from a potentially invasive alien species, I decided to banish the fruit to an incredibly toxic wasteland called my bellayyy

why the FUCK does he lean on the doorway SEVENTEEN TIMES

I walked into his front door and he’s just chucking his clothes at me! This is amazing!

wening (waktu hening) eternal 🙏

High Power M

Public Toilet Tourism™

i adjust my pants and my crotch immediately starts making the gmod collision noise

Why suffer ennui when you can get a bánh mì

LET THERE BE A CONCLUSION.

Let’s fly away from REDACTED

Delicious and delicious, happy and delicious, delicious and happy, happy and happy.

If you’re tired of restrooms, you are, by all means, free to go about your business anywhere else.

I like electrical shocks sometimes.