You’re interior?!??!??!

nonsense sounds so awesome i wish it was real

You Look Barbaristarian

Enjoy adding all these nonsense entries

Your birth date is good. You’re going to be a rich person.

There’s a lot to be umami about these days

thank you for the single speck of dust

What’s the difference between a fish and a sine wave in the DESMOS graphing calculator? You can’t tuna fish, but I just tuned a sine wave in the DESMOS graphing calculator!

Oh no my hamstring.

I’m on raisins

…are you the car’s extended warranty?

• Can I fight the cave?
• Can I seduce the cave?

I have bees in my brain and they demand yogurt

yeah i’m drinking limeade out of sparkling cider bottle whilst pantsless, you got a problem with that?

consuming pure bovine essence at 24:30 PM

how do social norms even work

i don’t mean to trouble you but there are two REDACTEDs behind you

Well, I have warm knees, I guess

I did not expect the gay old men, but it’s a welcome surprise.

Hot single trees near you!

I feel like the worm would make a good leader

I have a hot pocket in my pocket!

WHY DO PEOPLE CONSTANTLY FIGHT ABOUT OLIVES? LIKE, CHILL. IT’S AN OLIVE. IT’S A FRUIT.

E-setting… e-setting.

in the Erlang shade

You know what, I don’t want context.

dang, keyboard smashes really are therapeutic

wheezing LIKE A LIGHT BULB

no wonder this cereal is cannibalistic

the ouija board michael jackson pillow did something to me

Oh, that’s not syncopated, that’s just weird.

Oh no. That sounds like the beginning of… not good.

gonna go unmurder the wifi

Did anyone ever tell you that you’d make an amazing inkjet printer?

Also, I have ten bajillion protein bars and no pencil sharpener

No, I can’t eat an iron shovel

but bro. sugar bred.

How DARE you make me reflect on myself

Cool, I’ve always wanted a shoelace

HELP I CAN’T STOP DOING MATH EVERY TIME I TRY TO DO LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE IT ALL KEEPS COMING BACK TO MATH PLEASE I WANT TO EXPLORE SOMETHING NEW

“elevating the world’s consciousness”

I have done even MORE math

“a stain on my life”

Maybe I don’t want more eyeballs…

UGH… YOU’RE RUDE, [insert model here]

did you not notice me breathing my wheat on you?

Are you a xxbexe3xrxxb3b3cbd3x

I think it’s… 8th notes trying to be special?

how did you manage to compress a jpeg so much that it needs to be deinterlaced

And also: why is there a factory inside the goose? As if the goose itself wasn’t enough.