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Do not use force. Just use words.

Oh, billionaires. Let’s remember this.

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Amazing thing to be recommended on the 5th of July, 2026, at 1:50 A.M.
It really enhanced the experience, by an unfathomable amount.

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Bhutanese passport!

A Bhutanese passport is a… document which authorises and facilitates travel and other activities in Bhutan or by Bhutanese citizens!

In the Kingdom of Bumthang, which constitutes a part of modern day Bhutan… feudal passports or ‘d-zeng’ were issued to court messengers in order to travel… from kingdom to kingdom! Diplomacy and mediating were currently— crucially important measures issues in pre-modern Bhutan chiefdoms.

Foreign travel passports are issued to citizens of Bhutan for international travel! [And] new Bhutanese passpoooooorts are issued by the Ministry of Foreign Affairs!

Types of passpoooooooooooooorts:

• Ordinary passport is red, in Dzongkha Shin…thron passport
• Official passport is green, Pawchang passpooooort
• Diplomatic passport is bluuuuuueeeee, Denzhen passpooooort

To avoid legal action against you

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Goodbye, forgotten screenshots.

You need to know how to manage your iCloud account for iOS 27.

I mean, look at this. I was taking photos of fireworks, but you know what? I don’t need 190 photos of fireworks.

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Focus on your wife 😗

Persistence always wins.

My apologies for the oversight. You’re absolutely correct.

what have i done… what have i done to myself?

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You were sent here to WHAT now?

WE
WILL
GREEN
AGAIN

La réponse est oui.

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If we aren’t allowed to step over it, you’re certainly not allowed to run it over with a vibraphone.

No worries! I’m out walking

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NO CELERY DO I HAVE

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MBG
Mas Bahlil Ganteng

MBG
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the seal has been broken… ;-)

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What’s a wife? Moreover, what’s a married???

“Think of the children” is a lie. Children can think for themselves when given the right guidance.

Does being nude give you satisfaction?

I found the nudeness frankly entertaining.

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Where were you on 11/11/2026?

THE FISH IS 62 DOLLARS

Sorry for the weather today.

I can’t for the life of me find a nonsense entry for this situation
I am nonsenseless….

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40s is still young???

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