I’m doing it yesterday, I promise!

i’m so tired of dealing with clothing

Not even a pinky?

Try no too?

What, do you find my lack of pants uncomfortable? I’m not sure if I can fix that.

Yes God… Now serve, darling.

Not those pens. THOSE PANTS!
Get some pants.

Microwave your hamster, just in case something happens

yeah just keep running away no big deal

Cut the entries. Why are they so repetitive?

Pass.
Pass.
Pass.
[…] Pass.

Passing away…

I was not born before I was born.

What’s going on here?

I’m going to make sure I enjoy this.

Oh yeah? We are going to enjoy it together. Hehehehehe…

I’m going to make sure we all enjoy it together. Hahaha…

Listen up: since you liked contributing so much, you’ll be doing our LLM training for the next three weeks.

don’t waste bro

Congratulations…..YESSSSSSSSSSSS

MediaTek’s response?

I DON’T GET PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS. NOBODY APPRECIATES ME.

WHO’S CALLING ME??????

***AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA***

This: is not a phone. It’s actually a charger.

Stop using your laptop. You had the whole summer to use it.

I don’t want to be Socket 775!

Go faster! GO FASTER!!!

Did you bring anything for actual nonsense?

Tape measure: Unlimited ruler!

You’ve crossed the line, Visitor.

Are there more atoms inside your body than nights you’ll sleep?

That ain’t tough, Visitor.

Count your days, traitor. Because this year is gonna be real exciting.

You know what? I might not even stop here.

A word of advice: Back. Off. (Use the app.)

Better yet, why would them?

Chill out, I’m not gonna snitch. Yet.

Don’t care about what anybody else says. Do whatever you want. Live your life.

Right, because, that totally does not sound like something the son will say.

the part where you’re the son

OR

that you’re part of the organisation

Wow. That’s low. Even for you.

Let’s celebrate our alliance. Welcome to the Organisation.

Shouldn’t I know who’s running things?

Just… dance. Just do it. Nobody’s stopping you.

May this be the beginning of our powerful collaboration.

I will join you, father.

Being a Pentium 4 has its own benefits and drawbacks. On one hand, you’re really hot. On the other hand, you’re way too fuckin’ hot.

I see through you. Just be careful. If you try to be the MVC, one wrong move and you’ll lose the status.

Oh please, you can lie to everyone that you don’t have feelings for this.

I would like to seduce the Intel Pentium 4 Extreme Edition 3.46 Central Processing Unit in front of me.

What is stopping you?

The Organisation, as always.

Oh, one more thing: I’m trusting you to write responsibly.

Too much nonsensery going on over here

I got to get going. Thanks for the entries.

Trust me, I’ve done it before. And I can do it again.

The Organisation has done a lot of evil things for their own benefit. And it’s all one man behind pulling the strings.