Hands are palms, and clothes … dust.

l’coconut-nut

• bumps
• bumpy
• bump
• you have a bump a bump a b it a b it a b
• bumble up
• bumpy bump
• you have a buck
• bumblebug bumblebug bumblebug bumblebug
• b i r c h
• you are not you are not you are not you are not you are not you are not are you are are are are are are you are are b are are b you are b you are b you are b you are b are are are are are are are are are are are are are are are are are b are b are b are b are b are b
• you are not bum (🎉)

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I put the eggs in a large bowl, be careful not to eat – personally, this is a struggle.

Add no herbs (no herbs).

After 4 minutes, I shook my head a bit and fell to the ground.

you will not shake your computer

the internet is an outlet to rant

internet ruckus

Ok, this is my moment of reckoning.

Science fiction? …or maybe just science?

maybe a summer romance (even at 80)

You’re quite animated for an AR cat.

Windows 10:

• Mostly cloudy
• Type here to search

What would be your idea of a virtual dream getaway?

sometimes you can get answers by just searching history

the chickens gonna be happening hopefully before the end of the year

The best places to get stuck in?

All the lonely Starbucks lovers, they’ll tell you I’m insane.

the ayu ting-ting iting iting

You’re gonna miss me by my taco

Here we are now, in containers! Avocado, a potato – yeah!

Hard as Iraq – well it’s harder than Iraq!

Oh, I can’t forget the cement on your face as you were leaving

You got me begging you for birdseed!

Hit me with your pet shark

I’m farting carrots

*poot

Send a bunch of food pictures in a chat app and oh no

EAT YOUR FREAKING FOOD!

FOOD TERRORISM

When day- … When day after day, year after year, you’re treated like an object.

I wish you go buy some milk from the supermarket, like how my dad did.

the bulb will be explored with laughter

You’re like a pi, an endless annoyance.

You don’t need to worry about the zombie apocalypse. They only want people with brains.

Two giant wind turbines are standing in a field. One turns to the other and asks “What kind of music do you like?“ The second one says “I’m a huge metal fan.”

What do you call a caveman’s fart? A blast from the past.

his reaction to siri is everything

I could wire away the hours, conferring with the flowers, consulting with the rain, with the head I- Hey. Wait a sec- No-

The teachers froze when they’re in a Zoom meeting

can jelly protect your smartphone???

hippopotata???

but the AUTO-CAPTIONS!!!

can you elaborate on that *heavy* part?

it’s fun because it’s scary

roasted, not fried

factory farming is a thing

We yeeted the ball across the room

We yell at the ball