The parachute is deployed into the woods,

FLORIDA CUP PARTY!!!!!

Maingland.

Columbus © landed on The Island of Debergen.

turns out we’re all Cambodian

I guess he’ll no longer be able to be an adventurer

You’re never living forever.

You’re not passionate enough for this.

it’s a PICTURE. OF CLIPPY?????

Your name is Ass?

I had a whole pack of mental stability and I don’t know where I put it

Professional feline. Ready for business.

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I MADE MAC AND CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Beep beep, antidisestablishmentarianism coming through!!!!!

Our journey is dangerously close to concluding.

Don’t worry, you’re a happy sinner. A good sinner.

Do we have the dude, or someone just playing the audio for fun?

Okay, I apologize for offering you a harakiri. But I DO NOT apologize for calling you all fucking vegetables.

Fucking around because there’s NOTHING to do in this house beside VIDEO GAMES.

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We are the deck-checkers. We will check your dick. No… that didn’t come out right.

WHY. does it take 17. fucking. Hours. to download a 51 MB file.

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Do you feel BETTER rested??

oh! I’m so rememberful!!

THIS IS A SONG. THIS ISN’T EVEN A MAN THIS IS A SONG.

I’m actually 2,562 fish using a party city bodysuit like a puppet

You can’t eat butter!!!

Animation vs. One SIngular Fish

A THIRD TOMATO HAS HIT THE SANDWICH

Don’t you like motor oil? I sure do.

sir, can’t you see we’re busy being dead?

walking into blurry space?????

I AM NOT AN OVEN WHY DO I COME WITH A PREHEAT FEATURE

not right now I am ACTIVELY IN HELL trying to beat the shit out of some mice

Do you have… communism?

And here I am getting pissed on for free.

Literally nobody understands hyperbole anymore.

If you find yourself playing poker against a pillow and a stuffed rabbit something has gone terribly wrong. If not, everything’s fine.

Why is there a stripper IN the freezer? How long have they been there?

👆🫆

Time to lie, I guess

SO FIRSTLY- AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, HERE’S A LIST OF GAMES YOU CAN PISS IN FRONT OF YOUR BOYFRIEND IN!

listen. i may look like a bald egg right now but at least i’m not in a microwave.

Saying ‘I learned this from our persecutors’ feels a lot like saying ‘I learned this from a stripper’ and I don’t know why

THEY CLARIFY THAT IT’S NOT POSSIBLE TO HIT HIM WITH A NINJA STAR PLEASE

Why is the sink backwards?

pick a number, a or b