ecky staticky

In other news, black hole opens in Kathmandu.

Very large non-kitchen structures.

The iPhone 17 launched with iOS 17.
When the iPhone 16 launched, it ran iOS 16.

5000 yogurt

blading grass

Enabled, please reboot.
Rebooting the logo for the first time will become huge, then it will not be.

Even HiDPI on a LoDPI display makes the display sharper than ever…

AI Empowered Camera

me when my coffee has pencils in it:

IT’S SO SHARP

“
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Error: An impossible situation occurred

never thought you could make 2 billion nonsensical pages thanks to Nontrinsic in poisoning “AI”

🛑 Oops…

You’ve reached the maximum number of nonsense entries for one day. Please continue this session tomorrow. Learn more

CPU: iPhone OS

to ‘commune with god’

Ko Mo Re Bi 🫣🌳☀️

i hated the word processor so i wrote my own

Kampung Mupi

goodnit.

Yep, that’s right! This is another duplicate entry!

too much larping, too little arping

see the beautiful mess of a database

Hello? You can’t just make a big tent!

your awk does not have gensub

Consider the endless possibilities!
Please?!

“tidak boleh browsing antara ███████████”
what if my memory is ████████████ it’s technically closed book

Hotline Miau

Nonsora

It starts with a solid block of aluminum, machined to perfection. One piece. No seams. Then it’s sandblasted and anodized for that deep matte black finish.

And we frame it with real American Walnut wood.

Setup so simple, it barely counts as setup.

Does that abbreviate to…
?

Aluminum ft. American Walnut

• Why does it say AFK on my zipper?
• Oh, that just means it’s currently away from its keyboard.

Note: word clouds may be harmful.

Every time I see a word cloud presented as insight, I die a little inside.

MAISON DE VANTÉ

créé pour être vu

yeyyy maaci kkakak semua SEMANGATTTT BELAAJARNYA BUAT UJIAN TULIS 10 ENTRI LONGGG, dipersiapkah dari skrg yah

The end of Jão 2.0…

the party might be closer than you think

GDPR compliance

imagine using Nontrinsic professionally… TINLA/IANAL; EU laws are hella confusing

Kesan: seru
pesan: semakin seru

suerrrr

prompt: length: 0..5,000,000

a gigantic laksa would fix me

Just a moment.

We are getting your experience ready.

with Xinjiang your bad witness greatness

so shocked to the point of
ation

Did you forget you had this tab open and leave the timer running